Where the h- is my gd Coca-Santa? There was a time that the biggest advertisers in the world were McDonald’s and Coca-Cola, in those days we could depend on our annual visit from the jolly, ol’ Coca-Cola Santa – he’s the BEST! I can’t go a half-hour without seeing a high production, flashy, screeching, or obnoxious car commercial – but this year there’s no Santa.
I haven’t heard of Coca-Cola hitting-up Capital Hill for a “bailout“, so if we have to be robbed of Santa in the name of not paying for cola-golden parachutes, then so be it. Here he is for old times sake…ho, ho, ho.
p.s. GM et al – you can save on your advertising costs by pulling some ads, because you’re in every newscast as miserably, failing businessmen – TOMA