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Absolutely Superfluous

Posted by on February 26, 2009 | Comments Off

Absolutely Superfluous

France moves on from Lewis – Chicago Tribune

WOW! DWTS earliest casualty to date – NY Daily News

Holly-weird fails to back their own post award hoopla – Hindustan Times

OMG! Superfluous to the max – but, OMG ENGAGED! – Bild

Another dude cast in that vampirey sequel movie – Vancouver Sun

She can do more than ~act, she can buy the rights to stuff – Boston.com

She puts family first (applause) – Inquirer.net

Oy! Did Gibson save Spears? Then maybe this is a goo~ idea – Glosslip.com

THE definition of ‘Superfluous’, can she be canonized as such? – Stuff/LAT

NOT Superfluous

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America’s Next Top Model Auditions, NM

Posted by on February 26, 2009 | Comments Off
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CW is hosting auditions for the next cycle of ANTM at Cottonwood Mall on Tuesday March 10.

The short​ list of requi​remen​ts:​ (From New Mexico’s CW)
You must be 18 – 27 years​ old
You must be 5′ 7″ or under​ (​this is cycle​ 13 only)​
bring​ your origi​nal Drive​r’​s licen​se or Passp​ort and a photo​copy we can keep
bring​ your origi​nal Socia​l Secur​ity Card or a Birth​ Certi​ficat​e and a photo​copy we can keep (​make your copy in advan​ce)​
Bring​ 3 photo​s with you that we can keep (​speci​fics comin​g)​
Downl​oad,​ read and fill out the appli​catio​n and eligi​bilit​y requi​remen​ts (​links​ below​.​
We will be measu​ring you at the event​,​ so you can leave​ that part blank​ on the form
We will be shoot​ing your video​ at the event​ – so don’​t worry​ about​ that part

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You Don’t Have to Break the Bank…Just Open Your Heart

Posted by on February 26, 2009 | 2 comments

KPEK Radiothon

Presenting the ~warmest/fuzziest post to date. 100.3 the Peak is holding its annual Radiothon benefitting UNM’s Children’s Hospital.

I know times are tough, but times don’t get any tougher than your child hospitalized, fighting for even a moments comfort.

Everyone’s dieting, kicking habits, tightening their belts etc. For the price of three of your monthly martinis, two packs of cancer sticks, ONE pair of movie tix, or a few ‘supersized’ ‘value’ meals you can become a Miracle Worker:

“Call 272-1003 or statewide 1-866-811-1003 to become a “Miracle Maker”. When you become a Miracle Maker, you’ll agree to send the hospital $15 a month until you tell them stop.”

Listen to the Peak Radiothon live here through Feb. 27. Give to UNM Children’s Hospital all year ’round.

Lesson Learned – If not now when? If not you, who?

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Baked Not Fried, NM

Posted by on February 25, 2009 | 2 comments
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Dreamworks SKG

Intel – Rio Rancho, New Mexico is the proud guardian of “Encanto”, the WORLD’S third largest supercomputer.

Dreamworks Animation SKG is formally signed on to bake its 3D flicks  à la Encanto.

The $11M investment by the state is expected to employ at least 100 techies around start-up.

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Got Religulous?

Posted by on February 24, 2009 | Comments Off

Religulous

“When President Barack Obama said in his inaugural address that “We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and nonbelievers,” satirist Bill Maher and others fitting into the latter category must have been pleased to be included. As Maher (Real Time with Bill Maher, Politically Incorrect) claims in Religulous, his feature-length documentary from 2008, a “hidden minority” of 16 percent of Americans consider themselves “nonreligious.””

Baltimore Sun

“Militant Catholics in Italy have begun defacing publicity for Larry Charles and Bill Maher’s documentary swipe at religion, “Religulous,” ahead of the pic’s Feb. 13 opening here.
Large stickers with “shame” and “no to atheism” have appeared in posters across big cities, with a group calling itself “VeraLiberta'” (Real Freedom) claiming the credit.”

Variety

Who’s seen it?

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NM’s Own

Posted by on February 24, 2009 | Comments Off

NM Talent

Ex-Boy Bander, Ex-Mr. Chestica Simpson, Ex-Reality T.V. Star, famous Singer/Actor Nick Lachey and NM’s Own actor/model Gavin Sykes.

You can hire Gavin through TalentStreet.com.

Send us your idea of NM’s Own doppelganger at
sindication@oneheadlightink.com

See more of NM’s Own here.

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Room for Two

Posted by on February 23, 2009 | Comments Off

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Matthew McConaughey/Josh Lucas

Since the first actor came to be, there’s probably been a doppelganger of that actor. There are so many of them now that there’s usually Room for Two of them to be “famous” at the same time…Like the old Paxton/Pullman phenomenon.

A Paxton/Pullman sometimes even crosses over to Daniels, making it a Trippleganger.

Elizabethan actors of yore probably duplicated each other, right through to Pachino/DeNiro and yes Paxton/Pullman…So, there’s at the very least Room for Two of ‘em at a time.

Bonus issue – though neither are Elizabethan or even actors International Super Model Bar Rapheal could hire TMZ’r Max Hodges as her double to keep his fellow pappers off her hot little tail when she’s trailing after Leonardo DeCaprio.

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Room for Two

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Happy Monday Puppies

Posted by on February 23, 2009 | Comments Off

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Where PR Goes Politics is Sure to Follow, NM

Posted by on February 19, 2009 | Comments Off

Gov. Kilmer?

McMahon, Squier & Associates have been retained. And we all know when retainers, or any other legal jargon are involved only sunshine and goodness are to follow.

OR if you venture visit the site of McMahon, Squier & Associates you’ll see more exciting terms like, “Comprehensive communications strategy” and “Strategic media placement”.

All I can say to that is – AWESOME!

The ICEMAN cometh and he bringeth media strategists with him. Woot-woot.

Source

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Well, Whatta Ya’ Know ;)

Posted by on February 19, 2009 | Comments Off

Palin

Wolf Killer (turkey, moose, et al), Voo-doo practicer, Abstinence Only Preacher, Absentee Baby Machine, Women’s Rights Stomper, Mad Winker, Husband Carrier, VP Candidate Incendiary, Shopoholic, Presidential Candidate 2012 Wannabe can now add Tax Evader to her resume.

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Toss No Mas, Que Paso?

Posted by on February 18, 2009 | Comments Off

Route 66 Casino

An ingenious ad campaign for Route 66 Hotel and Casino includes a television commercial featuring some nonsensical bimbos (as opposed to strategically placed bimbos) driving around the state tossing old fashioned televisions off of buildings, into arroyos, etc.

Beyond the direct conflict with the state’s “Toss No Mas” campaign to prevent litter, the impact on the environment isn’t exactly taken into consideration.

Marty regularly holds Electronic Waste Recycling events to curb the impact of lead and mercury deposits in our landfills. Landfill-shmandfill – a bimbo can just toss your tube.

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Absolutely Superfluous

Posted by on February 18, 2009 | Comments Off

Zom-bee

Lost singer found – BBC News

Dame hitting DC stage – AP

Yes SHE’S in NY – Bild

He’s in and out of court – AP

Did she dump her hubby  à la J. Lo? – Celebuzz

The stuff happening on current T.V. shows – Chicago Trib.

Songs about ego-maniacs, by ego-maniacs – Independent Mail, SC

Her weight fluctuates – Softpedia (this is out of ROMANIA, ROMANIA!)

Women hate her and vice versa – JustJared

Welcome to this side of the closet – MetroWeekly

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It’s Getting Hot In Here, NM

Posted by on February 18, 2009 | 2 comments
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Hollywood, NM

It’s officially an onslaught – The rest of the country (NY, NY, CT, CA, MN, MI, HW, AR, NY, NY, NY, MD, TX, TX, UT, etc.) is quietly paying attention. All signs and statues (The Golden Globe, Oscar, SAG, et al) may soon point toward New Mexico.

We recently screened an incredible performance by the one and only Josh Brolin in “W“. Though “W” wasn’t filmed in NM, Brolin starred in another Oscar winning, wickedly good film that was. And as all roads eventually lead to Josh Brolin and New Mexico we reflected upon the very lengthly list of full credits at the end of “W”.

It was a really long list. I’m talking hundreds of people. If that movie had been shot in NM, all those people would’ve worked in NM. Even if NONE of them were from or lived in NM, they would’ve had to have come here, and dropped some dough here.

C’mon, we need the money. We can’t funnel all the states resources into meth labs and not rehabilitating Drunk Drivers and expect a good ROI. But THE MOVIES – I don’t think ticket sales are slumping AT ALL in this pooper we call the U.S. Economy.

We haven’t done all we can do to export our fabulous chile products…let’s not miss the chile shipment truck on this one. They (all of the above +) are “hot on our boot heel” after as many movie bucks as they can get their hands on.

So, put down your bank robbery note and instead get on the horn, surf the web and get the word out to anyone that matters, that WE want those movie dollars right here in NM.

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Publicity Rocks

Posted by on February 18, 2009 | Comments Off

Facebook

Outrage over the new terms of use that were seemingly sneaked on to facebook overnight, blasted across all forms of “media” for the past few days – Even sweeping across the social networking site itself in the form of various protest groups.

NEWSFLASH – Anything you put on the web, anywhere is likely susceptible to becoming public domain or at the very least can be lifted for some computer geek’s own use in one form or another.

This here outrage is garnering tons of coverage for facebook, I’d like to know what kind of spike in traffic the site is receiving thanks to this “scandal”.

Probably enough of a spike to retain some new users which may drive up the climbing asking price for the site. It definitely serves as a distraction from the recently settled lawsuit against baby face Zuckerberg for allegedly “borrowing” the idea for the whole ‘thang.

As of today facebook has recalled their stance on their omnipotence – thanks (in her mind) to facebook devotee Elisabeth (Sarah Palin wanna-be) Hasselbeck.

“Terms of Use Update

Over the past few days, we have received a lot of feedback about the new terms we posted two weeks ago. Because of this response, we have decided to return to our previous Terms of Use while we resolve the issues that people have raised. For more information, visit the Facebook Blog.

If you want to share your thoughts on what should be in the new terms, check out our group Facebook Bill of Rights and Responsibilities.”

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Real/Unreal

Posted by on February 17, 2009 | Comments Off

Disney

A celebu-spawn wows onlookers at a theme park.

NCMEC

Travis

Poor Travis the Chimp, forced to live among us humans,
exploited – turns on captures, killed by law enforcement.

WWF

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You Oughta Know – What Have You Done for Me Lately Marty?

Posted by on February 17, 2009 | 2 comments

No Marty 2010

Not just a catchy little number by Alanis Morissette – Today the race for Mayor of Albuquerque begins. Yet to throw his bolo tie into the ring is our own current Mayor Marty Chavez.

After petitioning to become eligible to run again and being granted the right to do so, he’s so far reserved that right – it seems Marty may have his sights set on a run for Governor or better yet awaiting an appointment in the cabinet of our new President – Don’t hold your breath.

All New Mexicans esp. those of us in ABQ. should be asking ourselves one question today and many, many questions from this day forward. Today’s question: What have you done for me lately Marty?

Taking a cue from the nation which is now mulling over every BM of our Commerce Secretary of Hearts we oughta educate ourselves as to who this elected official is, has been and will be. Who elected him? Did you? Will you again?

Here are two bits o’ news on Mayor Marty as of late: Have YOU been pinched by Marty’s pet red light cameras? Well, Marty was popped for speeding late last month. Not to be overshadowed by the glaring mess of a gang registry that Marty signed into law nearly two years ago that sits astonishingly EMPTY, for lack of enforcement.

The web is such a beautiful thing to waste. I hope you too can use it to uncover, investigate, and verify as much useful info. on Marty, Alanis and other people whose hands reach for your bank account and/or are responsible for your safety and leadership.

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Post8 – Double Issue

Posted by on February 12, 2009 | Comments Off

ROUND I.

Foxy McNews a.k.a. Melissa Mahan, has been doing a very good job as a KOAT Morning News anchor – handily holding her own next to our home grown hottie Marisa Maez since joining the news team in April 2008.

However – another buxom blonde who hits the airwaves a few hours after the KOAT morning team regularly points out when her own, “ant farm” begins to show and describes in the above clip one of her remedies for the situation.

Foxy’s farm can be distracting, not unlike Elisabeth Hasselbeck‘s blindingly, bright and shiny, rainbow trout looking, overly glossed lips when her trap is flapping.

Eh, I’m just jealous (of Foxy not Hasselcrack) that I can never go blonde…

HD – like so many other things wreaking havoc on us women while men are none the worse for it.

ROUND II.

KOAT

Money Matters – Yes. That was an awesome feature presented by KOAT’s Shelly Ribando that put forth plenty of helpful hints and advice for us average folk during “these tough economic times”.

However, this new Project Economy segment is shrouded in misnomer. By definition a project is a specific plan or design. We’ve been tuning in to the Project Economy features which are more like a Project Depress You segment.

Post8 – Observation and constructive criticism, not oppressive legislation.

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Job Fair at the University of New Mexico – Today

Posted by on February 12, 2009 | Comments Off
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Job Fair
Graphic by sansevieria_films

The man pictured above is Professor Bruce Potts a teacher of Public Speaking at the University of New Mexico, where today there is an expansive Job Fair from 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. in the UNM Student Union Building, Ballroom.

Prof. Potts serves as a fine example, you ain’t gots no excuse…unless you use ‘grammar’ like that. If you do – stop! Bush is out of the White House now, it’s time for complete words and sentences to come out of our faces when we lift them from our phones and keyboards to speak to one another.

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PSD -Recycled- Happy Valentine’s Day Boys

Posted by on February 12, 2009 | One comment

Diamond
Originally posted 12/16/08

Tis the season…from Christmas, to New Year’s Eve straight through to Valentine’s Day she may be anxiously awaiting “The Ring”. Those are the top three dates when she will be anticipating the possibility of “The Ring”.

You are also treading the waters of expectation around your anniversary and her birthday – No matter if she says she’s not that kind of girl, she swears she doesn’t need it or want it, EVEN if you’ve agreed on not going in that direction anytime soon…

I personally guarantee from approx. 3 months into the relationship on – it crosses at least a teeny-tiny portion of her mind now and then AND “The Ring” industry knows this. Notice the amped up ads they will keep churning out through the aforementioned end of the season – Valentine’s day. Good luck.

Helpful hints:
1. A ring is always a nice gift – you don’t have to propose  à la ABC’s Bachelor.
2. There is a Recession going on right now, so you can lean on that to conserve on rock size.
3. Just rent ‘Blood Diamond

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Absolutely *Superfluous

Posted by on February 11, 2009 | Comments Off

Gooey Cake

An Anglo Saxon rag doll shops – celebrity-gossip.net

An Anglo Saxon stick is worth bank – Telegraph

Filming outside of Stars Hollow can be hazardous – News Chief

Scaring the face off Facebook, teen thriller on the way – PR Newswire

Power actors pair and pair alike – About.com

Sourpuss jealous of Salma’s power-boobs – Lime Life

And now the news from the stylist – Vibe

The Circus crosses the pond – Digital Spy

*I may have to find a new title for this feature since that Crazazy Mc Cuckoo-Octu-Mom used the poor, innocent word. Jump to 8:50 for the transgression in amongst the lie-fest and delusions.


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