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Are You There God? It’s Me Laodicean

Posted by on May 30, 2009 | 3 comments

Atheist Bus

13-year-old Kansas Student Kavya Shivashankar won the 2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee this week. The winning word was “laodicean,” meaning lukewarm or indifferent especially in regards to politics or religion.

I’m surprised she was allowed to spell it. The Indiana Atheist Bus Campaign of Indiana, Illinois is facing frightened frighteningly strong opposition and a bevy of furious complaints regarding their campaign as displayed on public transportation.

How can a country so terrified of “socialism” simultaneously foster such ardent supporters of Government imposed discrimination and hypocrisy? WE the people seem to be picking and choosing more dangerously than ever which lines of the constitution, the bible and our laws to enforce/recognize.

Hi, Freedom of speech calling. No thank you, you can’t say that, but your elementary school kid better recite “UNDER GOD” loudly every morning in his public school.

In God We Trust
…under God, mine not yours and you can’t be like that, but I can and I’ll lie about it with my hand on a bible too.

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Power Couple

Posted by on May 29, 2009 | Comments Off

Mavis and Jay Leno

Today Jay Leno ended his 17-year run as host of the #1 rated Tonight Show.  During his farewell Jay thanked and acknowledged his wife in the audience saying with pride, “I’m leaving this dance with the same girl I came with,” . Jay and Mavis married in 1980.

New Mexican ‘Kim’ of the show segment “What would Kip and Kim Do?” made a brief appearance on the historic late night finale in a clip from her dubious, recurring stints as a Jaywalk All-Star.

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Post Rápido

Posted by on May 29, 2009 | 3 comments

Commerce Secretary of Hearts a.k.a. The People’s Governor welcomes ‘Ponch’ to try and do what a benign, ineffectual, un-enforced Septuple offense poster can’t

Judas Rides AgainMine That Bird has a rider for the Belmont

Why did the price of stamps go up when two different postmen come to my house every day??

Paris Chavez reminds you to pull your weeds – Ironic

Still no one is asking where’s the daddy

Ladies: Don’t forget to boycott Nivea

Gentlemen: Addendum to your favorite Public Service Duh (PSD) – June is the wedding month so she’ll be giving you the side-eye waiting on that ring, while her friends wed and the wedding and jewelry store commercials roll.

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Local Entertainment Productions in D-House

Posted by on May 27, 2009 | One comment

Check it out: D-House Entertainment, LLC , the New Mexio production co. behind such promos. as the Global Fury Cagefighting spot and the Read To Me Book Drive commercial recently covered the Paul Wall Fast Life album release with Michael ’5000′ Watts, and Johnny Dang a.k.a. TV Johnny, bling-balla’ to the stars.

Support New Mexico Business:
New Mexico

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Big Bang Banderas Heading to NM

Posted by on May 27, 2009 | Comments Off
FilmNM

Banderas Griffith

Feature film, The Big Bang takes place and is expected to film in New Mexico. Set to star leading man Antonio Banderas The Big Bang will begin production in Spokane, Washington this September and is scheduled for release next year.

Tread lightly ladies – his crazy face wife may cut you.
thanks Haley

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Use Abuse – Extra Money!*%#$

Posted by on May 27, 2009 | 2 comments

UPDATE 3/2/11: Dé-jà-to-the-f’n-vu Edition

After tripping over an unexpected $16M in their budget right around this time last year, KOAT Reports today that APS has $15M more in their budget than previously accounted for.

We wonder what the sneaky contract extension seeking, six figure salaried, take home car fleet driving, board and administration of Superintendent “Harry” Winston Brooks will add to their pocket lining in light of this new development.

We say TAKE A PAY CUT Harry Winston & crew – there’s still $26M and miles to go…before you should be able to sleep.

Turn Down Service

Okay, ‘extra’ is a word and ‘money’ is a word but nay shall the two be combined. Ask anyone whether their account be empty or overfloweth – there is no extra. In the same way that a moment with a loved one lost can never be regained once passed – extra time too is impossible.

It’s time to put these sayings to bed. We thought about giving them a funeral like the ones for the ‘n‘ and the ‘r‘ words, but a gentle bed time story should suffice. Our Twitter friend Cody H has obliged us ceasing the Use Abuse of the phrase in his daily tweets.

So, nighty night ‘extra money’ we’ll see you just before the return of Christ and right after the apocalypse. In the mean time many happy returns to you and yours during this our time of Recession, because ain’t no such thang’ as extra money – unless you’re the Albuquerque Public School District.

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Hey Baby – ¿Que Paso?

Posted by on May 25, 2009 | One comment

Weekend Box Office:

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian – $70,000,000

Terminator Salvation – $67,198,000
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Ahhhhhhhhhh, so close! Nuevo York beats New Mexico’s own Terminator Salvation at the box office over the holiday weekend, but both are dwarfed by all-time Memorial Day winner, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End at $139.8 million, again N.M. comes in second with Geriatric Hunk Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull at $126 million.
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N.M.’s next turn in the National spotlight is with riderless Belmont Stakes contender Mine That Bird. Show some pride Neuvo Mexicanos not mañana – ¡A hora!

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POP Poli. – Paris Chavez Wants You to Know…

Posted by on May 25, 2009 | 5 comments
NMPop. Poli.You

Abq. Race for Mayor

everything except that he’ll be running for Mayor again. If sitting Mayor Martin Chavez seems to be in your face ~daily, that’s because he is. Does Local 244 know something we don’t?

The omnipresent name and face of Chavez is causing a stir among the declared candidates who thankfully get some play in letting it be known that the surreptitious campaigning (e.g. the spontaneous onslaught of press, appearances, commercials, and city funded portrayals) is not going unnoticed.

Your two declared candidates for Albuquerque Mayor are Democrat Richard M. Romero and Republican Richard J. Berry.

And so like that other fame seeking, self-promoting celebrity, our Mayor’s got himself smack between ‘Richards’, enjoying every moment of it, oh-so-coyly waiting for the chance at yet another run.

It’s your call Albuquerque – You may not have the power to exercise Paris Hilton from our culture but you can choose your Mayor in October.

The most valuable sticker around
I Voted Sticker

Resource/Links:
Jim Baca’s Blog
New Mexico Independent
Democracy for New Mexico
Eye on Albuquerque – Blog
What’s The Word with Peter St. Cyr

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Happy BBQ, a Cold Brew and a Safe Ride Home

Posted by on May 25, 2009 | Comments Off

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich
Via ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com

Mmmm, mmm celebrating National Pride with good ol’ American ingenuity à la the Twinkie Wiener Sandwich. Don’t forget the brewskis and most esp. don’t forget a Safe Ride Home.

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In Memoriam – With Honor

Posted by on May 25, 2009 | Comments Off

KRQE 13 News/coverage of The Bataan Memorial Death March.

The annual trek is a tribute to the tens-of-thousands of World War II Veterans who were surrendered to enemy forces in 1942, thousands lost their lives under the torturous conditions which they were marched through the Philippine jungle. Only over 500 soldiers were eventually rescued as POW’s in 1945.

On a ~related note – Funny man David Spade puts his Benjamins where it counts.

In March Spade joined forces with Operation Helmet to provide state-of-the-art protection from traumatic brain injuries for troops serving in the Middle East, donating $100,000 for 3,000 helmets.

Veteran’s Day & Memorial Day – not the means for a three-day weekend. Thank you Veterans and Military Families. Thank you Grandpa for serving your country and your family – In your honor and in memory of those who did not make it back we thank YOU through our actions for defending our freedoms.

Peace Pictures, Images and Photos
CLICK CLICK CLICK

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Miscellaneous ~Fact of the Day

Posted by on May 24, 2009 | Comments Off

Bacteria

Sweat doesn’t stink. The waste from the bacteria that thrive off protein in bodily excretions generate most of the oder.

for spoiledrtn

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Post 8 – Free Glimpse into Absurdity

Posted by on May 23, 2009 | Comments Off

Clutch

When I first started ~researching this post I found this atrocious purple sack of dead animal skins adorned with surely synthetic stones – which I found dumb enough, being that a cheap (but stylish microfiber or canvas) bag works just as great – but the true sickness of it all (opening the perverbial bag can of worms) is that this lil’ clutch retails for…wait for it…SEVENTHOUSANDTWOHUNDRED dollars, cash money! Present day! American dollars + tax and probably some other fees for being pretentious enough to click, Color: “Viola-10717248 $7200″ and “Add to Cart”!!!

I showed this atrocity to the very thrifty Spousal Equivalent, who squinted and said, “What is that?” “It’a a BAG,” I shouted holding up the remote control, “a bag THIS BIG! Look at the price. A BAG, not the wall of an apartment complex!”

It’s just so wrong. I know Mr. Cillian Grail would approve – therein lies the criteria for the stamp of rejection that ought be applied to all extravagances that should have never germinated into the current state of moral and economic ruin this nation is in.

I mean even Little Pony Parker herself admitted (from her movie set in New Mexico) that Carrie Bradshaw will finally be affected by the nation’s financial disrepair in the forthcoming SNC – ten years in (yes I watch AND I saw the movie, I even accidently watched part of the special features once – which if you have you should watch RIGHT NOW, just to finish off this rant with a fine polish of bile portrayed as the major importance of stupid swaths of cloth and accessories four one slutty character wears in a film).

Point: I simply beg of you to recycle your old stuff, donate your old stuff, buy from local vendors, second hand, off eBay or etsy. And find out exactly who-the-hell Jada Loveless is!

While you’re at it maybe research your local government officials – just for kicks, e.g. who’s running who shouldn’t so you are armed with some info. when you go to the poles sans a $7,000.00 accessory like the upstanding citizen you are.

More Post 8

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Got Bugs? – Friday 1/2 Price Sale

Posted by on May 22, 2009 | Comments Off

Albuquerque Computing Solutions Banner
From Albuquerque Computing Solutions:
On Sale NOW – $50.00 Certificate for Services for Only $25.00

Simply use the receipt from your secure online purchase to redeem for products or services with the select vendor. The merchant will be notified at the time of your transaction. Happy shopping!


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Finally – Go See it, or Bale Will Rip You Anew, NM

Posted by on May 21, 2009 | Comments Off
FilmNM

Terminator Salvation Trailer
by dreadcentral

Terminator Salvation infamously shot here in New Mexico is in wide release today.

Neither Jojola or Garate were tapped for this one but, maybe you can I.D. the buff local Biology teacher playing a Sub. brute.

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Just Don’t Do It

Posted by on May 21, 2009 | Comments Off

Lisa Rinna

She’s a beauty. This woman was gorgeous in the eighties now at 45 she shows just about the best a body can look double decades and pregnancies later. Lisa Rinna has recently made news for her gravity defying Playboy Magazine layout – sure she’s had work done, she admits it and obviously it’s all worked except for those lips.

Rinna has never addressed her obviously altered trout pout…until now. The actress goes public with the story of how mimicking and then one-upping another actresses vanity led to some 20 years of unfortunate nicknames such as hemorrhoid lips.

Lesson Learned: If it ain’t broke…don’t make a rash decision to permanently scar it.

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Entertainment on the Cheap

Posted by on May 21, 2009 | Comments Off

Disney ain’t gonna like this – but times are tough, Baby Einstein be damned. With your internet access comes free toddler entertainment. And I do believe there’s at least a little learnin’ available here à la the ol’ See-n-say. Here are some pre-reviewed, toddler pre-approved YouTube clips to entertain your children by:

Dog Barking
Baby Laughing
Cat Meow
Cat Purr
Ducks
Sheep
Cows
Lion
Monkey Talk
Elephants

You get the idea.

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America Now Filming, New Mexico

Posted by on May 21, 2009 | One comment

America F Pictures, Images and Photos

As announced here in early February, America Ferrer is currently in central New Mexico filming the newly retitled movie The Dry Land through May 24th.

The film, formerly titled The Tragic, also stars Wilmer Valderrama, Ryan O’Nan, Jason Ritter and Melissa Leo, and is now slated for a Fall 2009 release.

Current Film Productions, NM:
The Killer Inside Me, Have You Heard About the Morgans?, Invasion of Privacy
Current Television Productions, NM:
Stargate Universe, Crash

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= World Peace Recycled

Posted by on May 21, 2009 | One comment


If only every baby and every pet in the world were cherished and cared for like this – Watch this example of peace, love and understanding – As shown on the Bonnie Hunt Show Jan. 3rd.
APEC, ASPCA, UFPJ

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Local Tragedy Garners National Awareness and Assistance

Posted by on May 20, 2009 | Comments Off
HumanityNMYou

UPDATE: His name is Tyrus Toribio, he was just 3 yrs. 7 mos. old, he died at the hands of his mother who is in police custody and has confessed.

UPDATE: “Buried boy’s mother charged with an open count of murder and five other charges. Tiffany Toribio held on $250,000 Cash only bond.” – Peter St. Cyr ~7:30 a.m. 5/21/09

Yesterday afternoon Albuquerque authorities released a composite rendering of the unidentified child left buried in an Albuquerque park last Friday.

Tonight New Mexico reporter Peter St. Cyr will be featured on CNN with Crime Reporter Nancy Grace covering this senseless tragedy.

Detectives from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children are expected to be in Albuquerque and assist in the case later this week.

Anyone with information on the crime please call 1-877-SOLV-APD or 505-242-COPS, APD online reporting.

Who could’ve helped him – APEC

Peter St. Cyr & Nancy Grace

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Where the Jobs Are, NM

Posted by on May 20, 2009 | Comments Off
JobsNM

Unemployment

Child Protective Services – CYFD

Sr. Power Supply Design Engineer – Simply Hired

Rental Car Airport Loc. Management – AviationCrossing

Call Center Director – Experteer

Associate Media Planner – Talent Zoo

Resource Development and Communications Associate – FoundationCenter.org

Sr. Medical Management Trainer – Resmatic

Multiple Admin. Asst. – Simply Hired

Bank Teller – Wells Fargo

Multiple Listings – Jobs Albuquerque on Twitter

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