SAP – Poker Face? I Hardly Knew ‘er…

Posted by on July 8, 2009

Gag-a

In a new segment called, SAP of the Day, we bring you the great expense whores hordes of lady birds are plunking down for the Lady Gag-a makeover.

The sensitive songstress makes headlines regularly with over-the-top garb and sculpted hair “styles”.

The Sun reports on the trend poking British pocketbooks starting at the top with wigs ranging from £93 – £499 ($130 – $699). The piece goes on to detail the prices and the places for acquiring the paint, shellac and apliques to achieve the Gag-a.

Here is a list of 10 ways to better spin your dime or your Euro:

10. Feed a village – Heifer.org

9. Thank a Veteran – VA Voluntary Services

8. Support needed change in your Government – e.g. Local Mayoral Race

7. Save an animal – National Humane Society

6. Give a birthday gift for those who have none – Birthday Wishes

5. Give just a little of your valuable time – All for Good

4. Buy a Pamper with Salma Hayek – Pampers Village

3. Help Brad Pitt – MakingitRightNOLA.org

2. Fill your Food Pantry

1. If you insist on dressing like a fame-whore, copy Paris Hilton – no look is cheaper.

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