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This Is How You Do It: From Dud to Stud

Posted by on October 30, 2009 | Comments Off


The baby-cougar-cub known as Taylor Swift who had endured a classless break-up with a tentacle of the Jonai beast has moved-on to a bigger, younger man.

Taylor Lautner who is out-muscling and out-acting his twi-peers is now out and about dating the lil’ songstress who once wept for her immature boy-bander. Now we’re not advocating promiscuity or ho-doggin’ but it might serve as a good example to some young chickies and doods out there to note – It ain’t the end of the world when he texts you that it’s so over.

Unlike some 40-somethinger out there who’s less of a cougar and more of a snoozer as she continues to bore us, languishing in her role as a victim, who shall remain nameless (rhymes with Aennifer Janiston).

“Beauty fades, dumb is forever” – Judge Judith Shineland

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The More You Know, NM: All Hallows Eve Eve

Posted by on October 30, 2009 | Comments Off

Leave the killer rides to the fright flicks. Call ahead or take a friend…a designated driver is hotter than Megan’s Fox or Brad’s Pitt. A DD is more like a super hero braving the night, keeping his/her wits about them watchin’ their friends act-a-fool and taking pictures to commemorate the festivities.

Some of your area bar’s and lounges may offer a safe ride home like Leo’s on Candelaria in the Q. Otherwise find your local taxi svc. number and plug that lifesaver into your phone!

We salute you DD’s – Now Rock Out Halloweenies!
Safe Ride Home NM

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Dennis Hopper Diagnosis

Posted by on October 30, 2009 | One comment

Late last month esteemed actor/artist Dennis Hopper was hospitalized in NYC. Today his management has announced that the 73-year-old has been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Hopper is currently undergoing treatment in California. As this disease has affected our own family we’re all too aware of the challenges, but know that treatments are very effective and send our heart felt wishes for a comfortable, speedy, and full recovery to Mr. Hopper.

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Happy B-Day NM’s Pretty Woman

Posted by on October 28, 2009 | 2 comments

No one has rocked the hooker with the heart of gold role like our own Julia Roberts. From that Disney Classic that burst her on to the world’s radar to her seclusion here on the mountain range of Taos, NM the public loves us some Julia.

Don’t worry Jules we’re asking the People’s Governor/Commerce Secretary of Hearts to crack down on the pappers here in New Hollywood, NM.

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Small Budget Big Screen: Border Lords II

Posted by on October 27, 2009 | Comments Off



Border Lords Movie | MySpace Video

They’re selling out and taking names. Border Lords II: Dark Secrets is set to premiere to a full house this Thursday. Two more shows at Bassett Place Premiere Cinemas in El Paso, TX on November 3 at 7 and 9:30 p.m. have been added. And there will be two more screenings at the Fountain Theater in Mesilla, NM at 8 and 10 p.m.

This “bigger and better” sequel was produced by Billy Townes and Mark Love who collaborated on the original Border Lords public access series in 2002 and completed the first full length film of the same name in 2007.

Over 250 copies of the original movie have been sold since. This go round the film makers upgraded equipment and went wide with bigger promotions, auditions, crew and settings.

The crime drama is centered around a fictional El Paso crime family (not mine), shot on location in El Paso, Texas, Southern New Mexico, and Detroit Michigan (really, not my family).

Installment three is already in the works. Follow real time details and progress of the Border Lords productions and events on Myspace by clicking here.

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Coen Bros Scout & About the Duke’s True Grit

Posted by on October 27, 2009 | 3 comments
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Roger Deakins, no stranger to New Mexico – working as the Director of Photography on both No Country for Old Men and In the Valley of Elah, is once again scouting the region.

The acclaimed Cinematographer has over 60 film credits including 10 with iconic film makers Joel and Ethan Coen. The trio will be working together next on the Coen’s adaption of the Charles Portis’ novel True Grit.

John Wayne took home the Oscar for his lead role in the 1969 movie. Along with New Mexico, Matt Damon (All the Pretty Horses), Josh Brolin (No Country For Old Men), and Kurt Russell are in talks for starring roles in the 2011 release.

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Tis’ Here

Posted by on October 24, 2009 | 2 comments

The very day we broke down llanto for it the Variety ranking is in/out. And now it’s official New Mexico Takes the Bronze

Click here for the full story.

Let’s see, what shall we wish for today? Swirled peas, swirled peas, swirled peas…

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Crazy Heart Pulls A Pretty Horses

Posted by on October 24, 2009 | One comment
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Here’s Colin Farrell filming a scene in the Q, for the Fox Searchlight film Crazy Heart, after a Toby Keith concert back in ’08.

No word yet on when the flick will be released on the big screen. Fox ought point its search light on that info. I haven’t seen a delay in a Nuevo Mexico release date of this duration since the Spring ’99 wrap of ATPH with a Christmas 2000 release.

We hope Collin isn’t relegated to the DVD bin like the ill fated J. Lo flick where downtown doubled for Juarez. I don’t think it was the Q’s acting that did that one in….Did we ever get paid for that one???

For M.D. – “I told my father we were lovers.”

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Upstage, Downstage, Soundstage, NM

Posted by on October 23, 2009 | One comment

While we as a state continue to wait for our anointment as #3 in North America for film production, by the EC bible of the biz, cities and towns within toil and angle for center stage.

While Socorro has made its mark in NM’s Big Picture arena with nearly a dozen shoots at the Very Large Array alone, Las Cruces City Councilors along with Alamogordo, Deming and Tularosa Mayors are raising their collective voices to continue the spread of movie making dollars further south.

Albuquerque, Santa Fe, Taos, Las Vegas, Madrid and beyond have all been featured and are poised on the casting couch to be tapped for more starring roles.

Sitting pretty, with no shortage of state of the art studios and soundstages including Albuquerque’s Q Studios, Soundstage41, Elixir Studios +, and Production Companies a plenty, NM has its hold on the New Hollywood sash.

Try as they might (Iowa, Michigan, et al), New Mexico is winning the crown.

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New Black Book

Posted by on October 23, 2009 | Comments Off

Our last livre recommendation was Think Like a Man Act Like a Lady, by Steve Harvey. This quarter’s selection too asks readers to ‘think’.

Tracy Morgan’s I Am The New Black takes you through a basic human interest story where the commonalities between us, not based on race or class, but the simple sense of self that either drives us to succeed or to self-destruct, is all we really have or need to work with to move forward and upward.

Morgan recounts that woes no matter how bleak and triumphs so fleeting are ultimately not wholly defining. It’s a good think, dare I say even inspirational while easily read and entertaining. It’s his story but it’s all our lives that are poised for the sculpting – leaving one but to ask, what will I carve out today?

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Catch the Storm Chasers & T-Bird Trey

Posted by on October 22, 2009 | Comments Off

Via Facebook YOUR Albuquerque Thunderbirds report:

The Storm Chasers, Trey and T-Birds’ staff will be making appearances at the following events this weekend: Saturday – Walk like MADD and UBS Blood Drive; Sunday – Run for the House, Day of the Tread, Walk a Mile in Her Shoes and Hinkle Family Fall Festival; Let us know your weekend plans!”

Net the T-Birds on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and at abqtbirds.com.

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Thor NM 2010 Confirmed

Posted by on October 22, 2009 | One comment
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As anticipated, Natalie Portman confirms a Spring 2010 shoot in New Mexico for the upcoming Marvel Comics, nay Disney’s Mega Movie THOR!

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Health, Home & Fashion On the Cheap

Posted by on October 22, 2009 | 2 comments

Eats – The Euros call us Ugly Americans for a reason. It’s probably not so much visual as culpable. The diet on the cheap tip o’ the day is the simple, extremely inconvenient truth that we need to eat right. Above is our personal favorite diet/lifestyle tool.

If we can get it square on the little round plate with whole grains, some veg, protein, and good dairy, we feel better, look better and most importantly when we do indulge in that chocolate cupcake, carne adovado burrito, and/or cheesy pizza pie, the little plate is still all it takes.

Clean – Essential oils indeed. You can use ‘em for almost EVERYTHING. Air freshener, cleansers, furniture polish. They run from between $3-$7 at your local granola store or herbal vitamin depot. Just a few drops in good ol’ H20 make all of the non-toxic potions above that last and last.

Pam – Not just for pedicures anymore. ©Sindication proudly presents – Butter Jeans™. Whether you waste your money splurge on $200 denim or get the $8 clearance jeans from the junior section at Wal-Mart, you can keep the color in your pants (punny) with grandma’s cooking spray.

A light oil spray, a spin in the dryer, followed with laundering in mild soap, like a body wash or other non degreasing cleaners will keep your denim colored for-like-ever!

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NM Film Yesterday, Today & Mañana

Posted by on October 21, 2009 | Comments Off

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Transformers

Yesterday – Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is now available on DVD, featuring NM’s World Record setting scene for the biggest explosion on film w/actors present.

Nichols G.I. Joe

Today – The Loop, directed by Margaret Whitton, starring Rachel Nichols (G.I. Joe), Buck Henry and Rocco Sisto is currently filming in Santa Fe.

Mañana – Men Who Stare at Goats starring George Clooney & Ewan McGregor set for wide release on November 6.

Dear People’s Governor, We the People wanna know – Where’s our Premiere???

Absolutely Superfluous

Posted by on October 21, 2009 | Comments Off

Candy Apples

Another political actor making the move to politics – The Press Assoc.

No more Bridge Jones (Phew!) – One India

Settlement in case of “Speared” photog. – BBC News

This unreal housewife is really pregnant – CMR

“Sexy Back” with our fave Bavarian trannyContact Music

Dog eat Dog Whisperer – Examiner.com

This whiner tells her woes to Easy Rider – Zap 2

This other crybaby is still crying/brooding too – The Deadbolt

Tiwan does divorce Hollywood style – Channel News Asia

Actor got skinny on the dark stuff – Bloomberg.com

Great White Way engagement – Broadway World

25 Years of Rock joins Osbourne with Metallica – ABC2

Webisodes New Mexico (R)

Posted by on October 20, 2009 | Comments Off
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Just in time for the romance of Autumn, rolling into cooler nights, and Halloween fright, New Mexico’s Own slasher comedy hits the world wide web.

NM based production company Uncanny Entertainment brings the 18+ crowd the comedic blood bath The Scare Game to snuggle-up to.

Directed by Phillip Hughes, produced by Brian Wenrich, you can see Webipisode 1 of, of course 13, episodes at TheScareGame.com with additional edited versions available on Youtube, Vimeo, and Metacafe.

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Juvie Vamps Sought, NM

Posted by on October 20, 2009 | Comments Off
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Let Me InImage via ScreenCrave

The NM shoot of Let Me In is currently seeking extras, ages 8-18, in the Los Alamos, Taos and Albuquerque areas.

KOAT reports for consideration for these paid roles register with Elizabeth Gabel online at www.egcasting.com or call 505-967-9533.

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Get Your ‘Freak’ on With Passion

Posted by on October 19, 2009 | Comments Off
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Rourke/Fox Passion Play NM

The PAID EXTRAS casting call has been released from Crew New Mexico for principal filming of the upcoming Fox/Rourke flick Passion Play.

Sought for featured roles are (but not limited to): “Freaks, white bread, disfigured, tiny, huge, Mexican, Tarahumara, Jewish, African American,
businessmen, strippers, carnies, Chinese, models, homeless, military, amputees”, on and on and on…including “ALL types, ALL ages of local Santa Fe/Albuquerque”

Stand-in positions also avail. for the three lead roles.

Registration with photos at onlocationcasting.net is required for consideration for this and other projects. See Crew New Mexico’s Blog for all the details.

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Miscellaneous Fact of the Day

Posted by on October 18, 2009 | Comments Off

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

PSD: Singles Edition

Posted by on October 16, 2009 | 2 comments

Diamond
Originally posted 12/16/08

Dear Boys,

Tis the season (it comes earlier every year)…from Christmas, to New Year’s Eve straight through to Valentine’s Day she may be anxiously awaiting “The Ring”. Those are the top three dates when she will be anticipating the possibility of “The Ring”.

You are also treading the waters of expectation around your anniversary and her birthday – No matter if she says she’s not that kind of girl, she swears she doesn’t need it or want it, EVEN if you’ve agreed on not going in that direction anytime soon…

I personally guarantee from approx. 3 months into the relationship on – it crosses at least a teeny-tiny portion of her mind now and then AND “The Ring” industry knows this. Notice the amped up ads, they will keep churning out from the aforementioned time through at least Valentine’s day. Good luck.

Helpful hints:
1. A ring is always a nice gift – you don’t have to propose à la ABC’s Bachelor.
2. There is a Recession going on right now, so you can lean on that to conserve on rock size.
3. Just rent ‘Blood Diamond

Obtuse Is the New Charming

All my Single Ladies,

We’ve all known, do know or will know a charming guy. Most apt to seek out and be wounded by a charming guy are those of us fathered by one.

Their prowess in “charm” has likely been honed over many years and many women. Sure they know the coolest places to go and can be fun at parties – but believe me, charm a solid partner does not make.

So remember the next time a “charmer” sidles up to you at Yanni’s you’re better off running across the street to Astro-Zombies to find yourself a good man.

Lesson Learned – Charming means, “I’m cheating on you.”

More

Ummmmmmmm, hello – Reality calling, Action PLEASE pick-up! American media is flooded with adverts. and controversy about Plan B, Yaz, Essure, Gardasil, Ortho Evra, Norplant, etc., etc. that can lead to a whole host of adverse side effects and serious medical complications for women.

With all the good and some of the bad that comes along with these options, fact is so much of the responsibility, hardship and blame for the spoils of America’s recklessness towards sexuality falls squarely onto women.

We see women targeted and speaking about abstinence, protection and health. Where the heck are the American dumb-stick ads? Men have Maxim, Axe, and now *cough*bullcrap* Pfizer steps-up to bat with free GD Viagra.

This issue is an overflowing diaper full of crap that ~everyone is ignoring – It’s only gonna stank worse and worse as time goes by. The above ad is out of freaking Zimbobwei or something – that’ll be the day when a male, “take responsibility for your own junk” ad hits the airwaves here in the states of growing un-civilization. God forbid we talk about man parts unless it’s about making them happy.

Obama Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood works diligently for the healthcare of men and women!

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