The two chicks pictured above are one-in-the-same. On the left is a grieving fiancé circa 2001, on the right is the purported loosey-goosey Rachel Uchitel who’s at the center of the 3-4-5 ring circus known as Tigergate 2009.
The evolution points out to me that perhaps the equation of aqua line nose, trout pout and boob sacks equals nothing good. I myself was accused of taking on some unappealing character traits back when I had the bump in my nose shaved away into an aqua line of my own – thank goodness I stopped there.
Know when to say when people – It’s a slippery slope. One day you’re getting a diviated septum repaired the next you’re plumping lips and chesticles, before you know it you’re an athlete whoring, home-wrecking, allreding mess.
It may well start with Couture. If somebody wasn’t so concerned about slapping on this raggedy, cheese-cloth mess, hot of the runways, she might would’ve kept her wits about her instead of letting the biggest social/security fubar in White House history go down on her watch.
Lesson Learned: “Beauty fades, dumb is forever.” – Judge Judith Sheindlin