Glass Soapbox: World Day Day Edition
World Refugee Day and Father’s Day are one in the same day – Coincidence? I think not. A stupid little blogette, namely ME is going to initiate the first annual zip your pants and close your legs day (ZPCL)!
It will be sometime in November as the highest U.S. birth rates are recorded in July and August translating to most impregnations occurring in and around November (Sarah Palin may wish to celebrate in March when her teenage daughter became pregnant).
Bristol Palin is doing her part to contribute to ZPCL day by introducing an iPhone app. of a baby crying non-stop for 30 seconds.
Philanthropists of the millenium, Bill and Melinda Gates need to take a sit down with me and parooz the preliminary chapters of my forthcoming book entitled, “Why it’s Easier to Make a Baby Than to Buy a Bag of Doritos”. These impassioned dogooders are spending BILLIONS vaccinating the impoverished all over the globe.
I’s here to tell ‘em, that the most powerful vaccine and the most effective of the three components of World Peace is BIRTH CONTROL. This quote from the lovely Melinda grates on every neuron of sensibility.
“a woman I met in Tanzania…walked six hours…she was 20 years old…she had 4 children at home…on the verge of delivering her [ANOTHER] baby…we see it time and time again.” – Melinda Gates
What to the F in H is that!?!?!? I hope Ange-jo would approve of my World Refugee Day sentiments as I too preach that all human rights should be protected and not be forgotten – especially that most basic human right to have control over one’s own body.
Yes, please do not forget those suffering to the extent of how much harder it is to care for two (three, four and FIVE) starving mouths above your own – think of all the earthquake babies, the tsunami babies, hurricane babies, because from all these world catastrophes to right next door (to Russia) it truly remains “Easier to Make a Baby Than to Buy a Bag of Doritos”.
So while ~we fund water, refuge and vaccinations can we please put a think on personal health and sexual education!??!?!?
Links: MSNBC, The UN Refugee Agency, Planned Parenthood
