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Posted by on June 14, 2011

Annnnnd the crazy train continues…as the bride and groom make bank for their spectacle special occasion…here.

Okay, I half liked this tramp because when she and her over-glorified, self indulgent, fame-seeking family hit the already overly populated reality TV airwaves she scampered away with much of the obscenely mind polluting, morally offensive media spotlight and unearned millions of that other eccentric, useless whore Paris Hilton, plus she’s ~ethnic and her obnoxia seemed more tolerable than even more of the media darling, idiots who are committing felonies and achieving job tally zero…while offering even less to overall social consciousness and much, much less to the humanity of this world…

HOWEVER I think this latest show of f’d-uppery nonsense is the noose around the neck of acceptance for this leader of the pack of infamous morons that pop-culture reveres.

Here are some samples of a list of excess for the ages, from the ~woman who got famous for the broadcast of her backing-up into a D-list rap star, whose earnings came in at over $60M in 2010, upon this the blessed occasion of her being betrothed to a multi-million dollar contracted professional athlete:

* Extra large Baccarat crystal vase, $7,850
* Baccarat crystal jam jar, $380
* Two Baccarat crystal ashtrays, $840 each (Puff puff? Tsk, tsk)
* Black Lalique desk clock, $1,150
* Black Lalique vase tourbillon vase, $6,500
* 18 Hermes Balcon du Guadalquivir black cereal bowls, $155 each
* 18 Hermes Balcon du Guadalquivir platinum presentation plates, $670 each
* 24 Hermes American dinner plates, $225 each
* Six Buccellati butter servers, $520 each
* Four Buccellati torchon salad serving spoons, $880 each
* Two Buccellati torchon sterling silver vegetable spoons, $1,250 each
* Five sets of four L’Objet gold napkin rings with crystal, $150 each
* Christopfle 1925 coffee pot, $1,650 (creamer and sugar bowl an addition $1,710)
* Baccarat Harmonie pitcher, $925- Baccarat round whiskey decanter, $680
via msnbc

The total for this gift registry, from the first of SEVERAL retailers at which the couple is expected to register, comes in at just over $172,000.

Well, when your sense of reality is skewed from the point of infamy I’m sure this display on top of flaunting a $2M engagement rink is no bother while concepts such as appropriateness, talent, and civics are as foreign to us as whole as an honest politician.

With that, I’ll leave you with this – a true quote of/for these times, and I’ll add a, “REESE for President!” ;)

“I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!” – Reese Witherspoon

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Comments (2)

  • The first question I had was WHO IS THIS PERSON? I actually had to scroll down to see whom it was. HAHAHA. These people are not smart, except in the way of possessing animal cunning which is instinct and not intelligence. Reese is one smart lady who is an actor, director, producer and all around class act.

  • She is what we would call “slinty”. Slinty means to be so yucky, you look as if you are covered in a film, not unlike KY. I’m so sick of these slints whose only reason they are famous is because of wealth and sex tapes. not a brain between them…and don’t think that there smarts got them to where they are…a whole team of money hungry so and so’s did this.

    Reese has always been cool…and she will continue to be so. I hate to mention her in the same comment box as those others.

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