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Mike Long

Posted by on February 18, 2013

Mike Long

Mike Long is a writer/comedian who has survived two divorces, seven heart attacks, multiple STD’s, and numerous hospitalizations for mental instability. He once owned a publishing company that crashed, burned, and left him bankrupt. His first novel “Cold Calling” was an unmitigated disaster that is currently available for free on his facebook page. He will soon be sent to jail for not paying the child support he owes to a lesbian that he knocked up in an orgy. Due to his constant need for approval (and overwhelming desire to offend) he now works his issues out in front of live audiences whenever possible. He happens to think all of this makes him hilarious, and doesn’t give a shit about your opinion on the matter.

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