Tag: Economy

Blowing in the Windfall

Posted by Sindicator on December 10, 2009 | No comments


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Back in the mid-nineties Linda Katz was learnin’ how to use the internets under the tutelage of her young son, when creating a basic web page they came up with a little something that looked like this, and it still does.

Shortly after going online, the hypothetical farm started generating orders from all over the world and within the first year the Katz’ were pulling in $40,000 in revenue – not too shabby for a found product that ships for the same cost as AIR.

India, Japan, Global Film & Television Production Companies and Interior Designers are some of the most insatiable weed collectors.

Locally NM Tumbleweed of Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church in Rio Rancho meets some of the current tumbleweed demand. There are sites o’plenty out there now, so maybe boxing las rusos isn’t going to be the bag for you, but obviously there’s always something out there.

Lesson Learned: If not now, when? If not you, who?

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Introducing Groupon ABQ

Posted by Sindicator on December 4, 2009 | No comments

Currently boasting Total Dollars Saved $39,281,088, Total Groupons Bought 904,646!!

Get on the Groupon train by clicking here to start your national savings now!

Each day Groupon features different deals: steep discounts, two-fers, specials, etc. the masses are offered the chance to buy into to the deal with a minimum number of participants set to activate the discount. If/when the minimum number of buyers is reached the deal is released to them. If the min. goal is not met the deal expires.

Albuquerque businesses need to load this train by putting their deals out there. Put your business on Groupon here.

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Trade Your Greens for Green

Posted by Sindicator on September 20, 2009 | No comments

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Not unlike the glorious Village Harvest above, the new website Veggie Trader strives to eliminate the waste of the natural or home grown vegetation all around us.

Veggie Trader allows registered users to tap local resources to buy, sell and trade area fruits and vegetables. In “these tough economic times” you have to ask yourself, “got fruit?”

There’s hardly a neighborhood in the Q where you can walk a block without passing the decay of apple, apricot or even grape yard “crops”.

We’ve done the leg work for you and found that within 100 miles of the metro there are in fact currently a total of 7 listings for herbs, flowers, fruits and veggies – more than we expected.

So if you need a little green or just strive to be so, harvest the crops around you to spare them from becoming waste and you can donate, sell or trade ‘em. We wish you good farming!

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Ichiban – Recession Succession by Commercial Movie Stars

Posted by Sindicator on September 3, 2009 | No comments

Originally posted Friday, June 5th, 2009

What was once reserved for foreign soil has reached the shores of the good ol’ U.S. of A. Where we have Jennifer Connelly lending her dead eyes and blank stare to Revlon, Little Pony Parker has been ahead of the curve for years with Garnier, Hathaway for Lancome, Goopy pimped Estee Lauder, Sedwick thrusts and pushes O.J. etc., etc.

Now more boys than ever are edging in on the action. You may not see their bedroom eyes but you can hear those silky voices as they cash in on the spokeswhore ticket.

The Dude does Hyundai, Gene Hackman is your Lowe’s man, David-afflicted-Duchuvoney aptly sells dog food, you can hear Quaid in Capital One, Keifer Sutherland B of A, Pony Parker’s Aiden for Applebees, Magnum P.I. does/did Chrysler, and many more if you listen closely. The latest is lil’ lady lover Milo Ventimiglia in the introductory ads that were for Bing.com.

Hey, if it pays and it’s legal…There’s no such thing as ‘Extra Money

Maybe a certain local Newscaster should quit her ~public b’ching and be grateful to be working, as Grandpa would say, “No whining!”

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Recession Succession by Oxford Word of the Year 2008

Posted by Sindicator on July 18, 2009 | 2 comments

Hypermiling
Jeffrey Hill

Hypermiling is the art of fuel conservation practices in any type of vehicle. Hypermiler extraordinaire Wayne Gerdes takes the practice to extremes to prove its effectiveness, achieving record breaking MPGs in regular ol’ cars, such as a purported 59 mpg in a Honda Accord.

To combat the “pain at the pump” (overused phrase of the lustrum) during these “tough economic times” (overused phrase of the decade) anyone behind the wheel can practice these ~simple steps to increase fuel economy:

  1. Know Your Gas Milage
  2. Be a “Courteous Driver”
  3. Manage Red Lights
  4. Practice “Anti-Traffic” Methods
  5. Pace Yourself After Stops
  6. Utilize Accel on Your Cruise Control


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Thanks Paulo

More Recession Succession

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SAP – Poker Face? I Hardly Knew ‘er…

Posted by Sindicator on July 8, 2009 | No comments

Gag-a

In a new segment called, SAP of the Day, we bring you the great expense whores hordes of lady birds are plunking down for the Lady Gag-a makeover.

The sensitive songstress makes headlines regularly with over-the-top garb and sculpted hair “styles”.

The Sun reports on the trend poking British pocketbooks starting at the top with wigs ranging from £93 – £499 ($130 – $699). The piece goes on to detail the prices and the places for acquiring the paint, shellac and apliques to achieve the Gag-a.

Here is a list of 10 ways to better spin your dime or your Euro:

10. Feed a village – Heifer.org

9. Thank a Veteran – VA Voluntary Services

8. Support needed change in your Government – e.g. Local Mayoral Race

7. Save an animal – National Humane Society

6. Give a birthday gift for those who have none – Birthday Wishes

5. Give just a little of your valuable time – All for Good

4. Buy a Pamper with Salma Hayek – Pampers Village

3. Help Brad Pitt – MakingitRightNOLA.org

2. Fill your Food Pantry

1. If you insist on dressing like a fame-whore, copy Paris Hilton – no look is cheaper.

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Post 8 – Free Glimpse into Absurdity

Posted by Sindicator on May 23, 2009 | No comments

Clutch

When I first started ~researching this post I found this atrocious purple sack of dead animal skins adorned with surely synthetic stones – which I found dumb enough, being that a cheap (but stylish microfiber or canvas) bag works just as great – but the true sickness of it all (opening the perverbial bag can of worms) is that this lil’ clutch retails for…wait for it…SEVENTHOUSANDTWOHUNDRED dollars, cash money! Present day! American dollars + tax and probably some other fees for being pretentious enough to click, Color: “Viola-10717248 $7200″ and “Add to Cart”!!!

I showed this atrocity to the very thrifty Spousal Equivalent, who squinted and said, “What is that?” “It’a a BAG,” I shouted holding up the remote control, “a bag THIS BIG! Look at the price. A BAG, not the wall of an apartment complex!”

It’s just so wrong. I know Mr. Cillian Grail would approve – therein lies the criteria for the stamp of rejection that ought be applied to all extravagances that should have never germinated into the current state of moral and economic ruin this nation is in.

I mean even Little Pony Parker herself admitted (from her movie set in New Mexico) that Carrie Bradshaw will finally be affected by the nation’s financial disrepair in the forthcoming SNC – ten years in (yes I watch AND I saw the movie, I even accidently watched part of the special features once – which if you have you should watch RIGHT NOW, just to finish off this rant with a fine polish of bile portrayed as the major importance of stupid swaths of cloth and accessories four one slutty character wears in a film).

Point: I simply beg of you to recycle your old stuff, donate your old stuff, buy from local vendors, second hand, off eBay or etsy. And find out exactly who-the-hell Jada Loveless is!

While you’re at it maybe research your local government officials – just for kicks, e.g. who’s running who shouldn’t so you are armed with some info. when you go to the poles sans a $7,000.00 accessory like the upstanding citizen you are.

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Bigger Fish Smaller Pond, Audio New Mexico

Posted by Sindicator on April 28, 2009 | 2 comments

Big Fish

The New Mexico audio landscape is being touched by the pandemic of job losses – maybe due to some job hog$.

It seems our BIG broadcast media outlet is wielding the axe. One of our fave. afternoon, Adult Contempo. jocks is off the air today. It’s a shame…

Maybe she can be the spokesperson for Accent Windows following the retiring Howard Morgan or do the promos for Bob Turner’s Ford.

We raise a glass to those of you affected.

UPDATE: More news of Deep Cuts, some of their most loved talent :(

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Hard Times Driving Up the Value of the Pew

Posted by Sindicator on December 15, 2008 | No comments
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“When people are shaken to the core, it can open doors.” – Rev. A. R. Bernard, founder and senior pastor of the Christian Cultural Center in Brooklyn, New York. Evangelical churches in particular are noting the increases in attendance and the accommodations this calls for. You may find sermons geared toward the current economic crisis and preserving faith in hopelessness.
Last year’s study by David Beckworth, assistant professor of economics at Texas State University confirms that during times of economic down-turns it is in fact the evangelical church that swells, marking that during each recession between 1968 – 2004 the church’s growth rate was up to 50%. – New York Times
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Buy, Sell, Trade – Smith, Pitt, Cruise

Posted by Sindicator on December 15, 2008 | One comment

Cantor Fitzgerald, a global financial services firm is in the process of creating the Cantor Exchange whose first trade commodity is set to be domestic box office receipts, beginning in March ’09, pending regulatory approval by the Commodity Futures Trading Commission. – Market Watch

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Moratorium on Moon Walks

Posted by Sindicator on December 12, 2008 | 3 comments

Moon
A huff and a puff and a bit of a bustle is brewing between the president elect’s transition team and the top man at NASA. Seems that peeps are getting heated over whether or not moon missions and such will have the support of the new administration.
Ya’ ask me – fund the economy here on earth before rocketing more millions into space. – TIME

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So-Cal Boy Has 50 Jobs

Posted by Sindicator on December 12, 2008 | No comments


Industrious boy/man Daniel Seddiqui is traveling across the country on his expedition to showcase “50 Jobs in 50 States”

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Canadian Birds Flock to New Mexico

Posted by Sindicator on December 11, 2008 | No comments
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Citing the ~balmy temperatures, art, culture, vineyards, cuisine and outdoor recreation the Canadian Press encourages ‘snowbirds‘ to head to Las Cruces, NM. The news outlet boasts about surrounding attractions such as White Sands National Monument, the AWESOMENESS that is Carlsbad Caverns, and even gives a little nod to good ol’ Abq.
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NFL Downsizing in NYC, NJ, and LA

Posted by Sindicator on December 10, 2008 | No comments

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Following NBA, NASCAR, and MLB-Internet layoffs NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announces job cuts in several divisions leaving approx. 150 people out of work.
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Czar Schmar

Posted by Sindicator on December 10, 2008 | 2 comments

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Has anyone done the math? I can’t do math for shiz but I’m sure a “Czar” can. I’d like to submit the following questions for calculation:
How many new cars sit on car lots right now? How many people are likely to buy a brand new vehicle within the next 12 months (Per Gallup polls, Arbitron, and/or Census statistics)? Is there a surplus of new cars?
If so…why would we want to add to the surplus?
How many 10+ year old cars are on the road? How many emission violating vehicles are currently in use?
Why doesn’t the car Czar hire Jay Leno to determine a criteria for which old cars are suitable to stay on the road, set-up state by state vehicle testing and recycling centers – staffed by all the soon-to-be laid off auto line workers +, give credits and tax exemptions to those who recycle their beaters, gas guzzlers and polluters to buy the existing surplus of new cars.
Thereby creating jobs for the forthcoming displaced auto industry employees, their suppliers, etc., improving quality of life for consumers, and air quality for all.
Elementary? Maybe, but I bet this 10 min. “brainstorm” may make more sense, or least head in a better direction than whatever car Czar is gonna come up with…unless…Nominate Leno for Czar!
Your ideas…

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No Such Thing as Extra Cash, But…

Posted by Sindicator on December 8, 2008 | No comments
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Sell your beautiful 80′s gold? Yes! To cash4gold .com? Not so much…
As reported here by WYSR/abc


Full story and links here
Info. on throwing your own Gold Parties – or visit your local jewelers! Yay – boost the economy!

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President Elect Announces Economic Team

Posted by Sindicator on November 24, 2008 | No comments
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a.k.a. The Peeps that will be holding the reigns of U.S. dollars

Tim Geithner – Treasury Secretary
Larry Summers – Chief of the National Economic Council
Christina Romer – Chair Council Economic Advisors
Melody Barnes – Director of the Domestic Policy Council
Heather Higginbottom – Deputy Director of the Domestic Policy Council
Click on ea. for quick links on who-the-hey they are, where they’ve been, what they’ve done, etc.
Whatta ya’ think? Can they save us all from the bread-lines, or at least keep bread in the lines?
So, that’s it…and now I don’t know what-the-hey happened on ‘The View’…MST 10:43 a.m.

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