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Category: Serial Fiction

Serial Fiction – Truth Telling Edition, My Day With Perez Hilton

Posted by on September 15, 2009 | One comment

Perez

I wouldn’t spend the day with Mario.

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Absolutely Superfluous ©Serial Fiction Edition

Posted by on August 16, 2009 | 2 comments

Ashley Cecil
Ashley Cecil

Retired actor announces retirement – Deccan Harald

Spears settles lawsuit in Anniston/Pitt home sale damages caseRelated

Katie and Victoria still working to mend their icy relationship after Vickey lays into Kate Cruise for being “overweight” back in ’07 – Related

New Moon actor to fake his own death due to over exposure – Related

Paltrow may begin THC colonic regimen to save marriage – Related

Steroids, skin lighteners, sexual ambiguity, lip synching OH MY! – Related via Examiner

Foxx takes cue from Hudgens in bid for relevance – Related via Daily Mail

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Serial Fiction – My Day With Matt Mac July 31, 2009

Posted by on August 1, 2009 | Comments Off

Matt Mac

Leave it to Matt Mac to take it down a notch chillin’ with the locals. He and his baby momma x2 take in a low rung event where she is impossibly beautiful and of course he ain’t hard to look at. They accept many congrats on their progeny in gestation with understandably controlled enthusiasm, as back in la la land there are no fewer than a half dozen impostor baby registries in their name.

Even so it’s nice to see the unaffected coupling where his untethered swagger melds so well with her earthly elegance that bends and sways like a river reed. For being hounded and examined the simple pair just speak and be easy like many of the rest of us could probably stand to. It must be partially attributed to sticking to the Mateo motto j.k.l.

When back stateside we may see the Mac brood in New Mexico if the easy actor’s upcoming flick, Southbound with the outrageously gorgeous Eva Mendes lands here in New Hollywood.

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Serial Fiction – Adding Fuel to the Make-believe Fire

Posted by on July 26, 2009 | 2 comments

UPDATE 7/26/2009: Fox sets her sights and aims her fangs directly at Zac Efron’s cake.

UPDATE 6/20/09: Life imitates Art Hudgens stalking Fergie?

Serial Fiction – My Day With Vanessa Hudgens Originally Posted June 8, 2009:
Vanessa Hudgens

Homegirl spent the better part of the morning vomiting and crying. She shrieked twenty-first-century Nancy Kerrigan style, “Why? Why Megan Fox? Why not me?” She was eventually persuaded to rise up off the bathroom floor and begin some semblance of a normal day, at least by “celebrity” standards.

The sniffles and intermittent weeping persisted throughout the day. If she had mustered up one tenth that commitment and affability on the craptastic character that made her famous maybe someone other than cheese hungry, beard following tweens would be able to stand her and she might’ve gotten a small role in a Summer Blockbuster or even a spot in a sleeper smash.

Instead she met the end of this day by frantically searching for the real Fergie on Twitter, determined to strike-up a friendship based on a what she hoped would be a shared hatred of Megan Fox – to no avail.

So for now she’ll simply have to be steadied by the comfort clawing with a death grip onto the coat tails of her virginal man friend brings – in this her brief stint of consciousness that she has less of a “career” than does a ribbon wearing cartoon kitten.

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Serial Fiction – My Day With Vanessa Hudgens June 8, 2009

Posted by on June 8, 2009 | 3 comments

UPDATE: Life imitates Art Hudgens stalking Fergie?

Vanessa Hudgens

Homegirl spent the better part of the morning vomiting and crying. She shrieked twenty-first-century Nancy Kerrigan style, “Why? Why Megan Fox? Why not me?” She was eventually persuaded to rise up off the bathroom floor and begin some semblance of a normal day, at least by “celebrity” standards.

The sniffles and intermittent weeping persisted throughout the day. If she had mustered up one tenth that commitment and affability on the craptastic character that made her famous maybe someone other than cheese hungry, beard following tweens would be able to stand her and she might’ve gotten a small role in a Summer Blockbuster or even a spot in a sleeper smash.

Instead she met the end of this day by frantically searching for the real Fergie on Twitter, determined to strike-up a friendship based on a what she hoped would be a shared hatred of Megan Fox – to no avail.

So for now she’ll simply have to be steadied by the comfort clawing with a death grip onto the coat tails of her virginal man friend brings – in this her brief stint of consciousness that she has less of a “career” than does a ribbon wearing cartoon kitten.

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©Sindication Ink – Serial Fiction – Any Guesses?

Posted by on January 21, 2009 | 2 comments

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“She” vol. 2

“Oh”, she sighed heavily rolling herself across the king sized bed. She closed her eyes and imagined it was their house. Though she was lying atop bedding laid out by the Realtor’s team of decorators, in her mind there were fine linens beneath that she and he had picked out together. He’s away right now, but he’ll be back soon. He always returns here, to their home, happy to be back in her arms. It has been the routine for years now, being together in this place he had built in the Hills for them. Until her daydreaming is cut short by the gaggle of her representatives and agents set out to retrieve her from the suite.

Who is “She”?

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©Sindication Ink – Serial Fiction – Any Guesses?

Posted by on January 4, 2009 | Comments Off

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“She” vol. 1

At the annual holiday party, just two sheets to the wind she swiftly, swooped her fork down and across her plate lifting the main course delicacy into her pie hole, swishing it all around her mouth with her tongue. Each salty, succulent morsel brushing across her taste buds, filling her cheeks, some even cramming itself betwixt her teeth – where it may as well park as it will be the only actual food that will pass her lips for the next several days on end – perhaps if it were welcome to remain there it could be beckoned upon to provide some sustenance during another daily, marathon workout session yet to come.

After abandoning her plate she got back to her airs. Giggling at the pre-Christmas, Christmas party is old hat by now. A working entertainer perhaps, but a celebrity not exactly until some years prior when it wasn’t as important to appear picture perfect – however at this late date, approximately five years down that road, actually eating may preclude her from the newly established stick thin physique she’s become even more famous for.
Who is “she”?

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