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Writing is Fundamental

Posted by on February 11, 2012 | Comments Off

Daniel Radcliffe encourages young writers in this quick video for the BBC 500 Words competition (UK residents).

Emerging Writer Poetry Postcard Competition – Emerging Writer

Annual Poetry Competition – Poetry Out Loud

Non-profit women writers org. – A Room of Her Own

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The More You NO!

Posted by on June 19, 2011 | Comments Off

™Don’t “Dad” & drive…if you’re not prepared to make it gr-reat…don’t procreate!

xo

Repost: Have You Reserved an Egg Today?

Posted by on May 5, 2011 | One comment

It looks like the national crusade for abstinence has a new face on the same old, young spokesperson. “Teen advocate” Bristol Palin showed off her new Kardash-like locks, framing a very different looking mug today on Good Morning America.

The abstinence preacher appears to have been Gretta Van Susterened – but unlike the adult news anchor who drew the YOWZAS from her audience and beyond when she got all life-style lift like, Palin may now also be seen as an advocate for major and pricey cosmetic makeovers if not full facial reconstruction for those just out of their teens.

Glass Soapbox: Protect and Reserve

Originally Posted on November 8, 2010

Preserve an egg, reserve an egg…the precious human ova (above) – Unfertilized, unharmed, unailed.

Females are born with their ovaries and all of the approximately 2 million “eggs” they will ever have, which formed in the second trimester of fetal development.

And as I’ve regaled you with before, the highest U.S. birth rates are recorded in July and August translating to most impregnations occurring in and around November.

That is why today’s been officially designated (in my mind) as “Preserve an Egg Day”, it is this day in “Zip Your Pants and Close Your Legs” (ZPCL) MONTH that I invite you to talk with girls and women in your life to remind them of just how precious every one of their millions of ova really are.

With us since before our own birth and with us til death when brought forth as to become another human being. It’s your body, it’s your call – reserve that egg or step-up in a big, big way. You seminal carriers are invited and celebrated over these holidays too!

Please refrain from unleashing your insemination if you can’t make what springs forth as a result the center of your universe and/or if your ovarian target isn’t already the most important person in your life.

Lastly, you know those horrific news reports of what goes on in this world? From the disgruntling to the completely disturbing? Spare everyone some of that by preserving an egg today!

Related: World Peace, World Day Day, Seminal Carriers, Causes, Health

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Video of the Day: Afflicted Edition

Posted by on April 3, 2011 | Comments Off

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Glass Soapbox: Protect and Reserve

Posted by on November 8, 2010 | 2 comments

Preserve an egg, reserve an egg…the precious human ova (above) – Unfertilized, unharmed, unailed.

Females are born with their ovaries and all of their approximately 2 million “eggs”, which formed in the second trimester of fetal development.

And as I’ve regaled you with before, the highest U.S. birth rates are recorded in July and August translating to most impregnations occurring in and around November.

That is why today’s been officially designated (in my mind) as “Preserve an Egg Day”, it is this day in “Zip Your Pants and Close Your Legs” (ZPCL) MONTH that I invite you to talk with girls and women in your life to remind them of just how precious every one of their millions of ova really are.

With us since before our own birth and with us til death when brought forth as to become another human being. It’s your body, it’s your call – reserve that egg or step-up in a big, big way. You seminal carriers are invited and celebrated over these holidays too!

Please refrain from unleashing your insemination if you can’t make what springs forth as a result the center of your universe and/or if your ovarian target isn’t already the most important person in your life.

Lastly, you know those horrific news reports of what goes on in this world? From the disgruntling to the completely disturbing? Spare everyone some of that by preserving an egg today!

Related: World Peace, World Day Day, Seminal Carriers, Causes, Health

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Glass Soapbox: World Day Day Edition

Posted by on June 16, 2010 | 6 comments

World Refugee Day and Father’s Day are one in the same day – Coincidence? I think not. A stupid little blogette, namely ME is going to initiate the first annual zip your pants and close your legs day (ZPCL)!

It will be sometime in November as the highest U.S. birth rates are recorded in July and August translating to most impregnations occurring in and around November (Sarah Palin may wish to celebrate in March when her teenage daughter became pregnant).

Bristol Palin is doing her part to contribute to ZPCL day by introducing an iPhone app. of a baby crying non-stop for 30 seconds.

Philanthropists of the millenium, Bill and Melinda Gates need to take a sit down with me and parooz the preliminary chapters of my forthcoming book entitled, “Why it’s Easier to Make a Baby Than to Buy a Bag of Doritos”. These impassioned dogooders are spending BILLIONS vaccinating the impoverished all over the globe.

I’s here to tell ‘em, that the most powerful vaccine and the most effective of the three components of World Peace is BIRTH CONTROL. This quote from the lovely Melinda grates on every neuron of sensibility.

“a woman I met in Tanzania…walked six hours…she was 20 years old…she had 4 children at home…on the verge of delivering her [ANOTHER] baby…we see it time and time again.” – Melinda Gates

What to the F in H is that!?!?!? I hope Ange-jo would approve of my World Refugee Day sentiments as I too preach that all human rights should be protected and not be forgotten – especially that most basic human right to have control over one’s own body.

Yes, please do not forget those suffering to the extent of how much harder it is to care for two (three, four and FIVE) starving mouths above your own – think of all the earthquake babies, the tsunami babies, hurricane babies, because from all these world catastrophes to right next door (to Russia) it truly remains “Easier to Make a Baby Than to Buy a Bag of Doritos”.

So while ~we fund water, refuge and vaccinations can we please put a think on personal health and sexual education!??!?!?

Links: MSNBC, The UN Refugee Agency, Planned Parenthood

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PSD: Man-Wich Edition

Posted by on January 7, 2010 | Comments Off

Image via Facebook

Mankind that is! Our local Which-Wich steps up to the pre- apocalyptic playing table with an opening bet of ‘recycle me this baby!

So simple yet so rare, Which-Wich now offers customers the receptacles to discern which waste is refuse and which is reuse.

Remember Piggies, we feed the Beasts fit to go on, choose to patronize earth friendly merchants and vendors, NM.

Oy, now ISOhungry again.

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The New ER

Posted by on December 11, 2009 | Comments Off

Since we’re (you’re) all connected to the life support system known as our (your) PDA, tis’ true that when we (you) lose said device we (you) are virtually incapacitated.

As rather ironically conveyed below by the hotel staying, daily grooming, cutie host of the popular, mainstream, reality, torture show known as Survivor (jump to ’round the 2:30 mark to skip the dehydrated chx. bone chat).

Don’t forget to get your tribal on in the local tryouts for Survivor here in Nuevo México in Jan.

And p.s. I really want a Kindle for Christmas!!!

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PSD: Singles Edition

Posted by on October 16, 2009 | 2 comments

Diamond
Originally posted 12/16/08

Dear Boys,

Tis the season (it comes earlier every year)…from Christmas, to New Year’s Eve straight through to Valentine’s Day she may be anxiously awaiting “The Ring”. Those are the top three dates when she will be anticipating the possibility of “The Ring”.

You are also treading the waters of expectation around your anniversary and her birthday – No matter if she says she’s not that kind of girl, she swears she doesn’t need it or want it, EVEN if you’ve agreed on not going in that direction anytime soon…

I personally guarantee from approx. 3 months into the relationship on – it crosses at least a teeny-tiny portion of her mind now and then AND “The Ring” industry knows this. Notice the amped up ads, they will keep churning out from the aforementioned time through at least Valentine’s day. Good luck.

Helpful hints:
1. A ring is always a nice gift – you don’t have to propose à la ABC’s Bachelor.
2. There is a Recession going on right now, so you can lean on that to conserve on rock size.
3. Just rent ‘Blood Diamond

Obtuse Is the New Charming

All my Single Ladies,

We’ve all known, do know or will know a charming guy. Most apt to seek out and be wounded by a charming guy are those of us fathered by one.

Their prowess in “charm” has likely been honed over many years and many women. Sure they know the coolest places to go and can be fun at parties – but believe me, charm a solid partner does not make.

So remember the next time a “charmer” sidles up to you at Yanni’s you’re better off running across the street to Astro-Zombies to find yourself a good man.

Lesson Learned – Charming means, “I’m cheating on you.”

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Ummmmmmmm, hello – Reality calling, Action PLEASE pick-up! American media is flooded with adverts. and controversy about Plan B, Yaz, Essure, Gardasil, Ortho Evra, Norplant, etc., etc. that can lead to a whole host of adverse side effects and serious medical complications for women.

With all the good and some of the bad that comes along with these options, fact is so much of the responsibility, hardship and blame for the spoils of America’s recklessness towards sexuality falls squarely onto women.

We see women targeted and speaking about abstinence, protection and health. Where the heck are the American dumb-stick ads? Men have Maxim, Axe, and now *cough*bullcrap* Pfizer steps-up to bat with free GD Viagra.

This issue is an overflowing diaper full of crap that ~everyone is ignoring – It’s only gonna stank worse and worse as time goes by. The above ad is out of freaking Zimbobwei or something – that’ll be the day when a male, “take responsibility for your own junk” ad hits the airwaves here in the states of growing un-civilization. God forbid we talk about man parts unless it’s about making them happy.

Obama Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood works diligently for the healthcare of men and women!

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PSD: This is Why We’re Gross

Posted by on October 11, 2009 | One comment

Sloth/Gluttony

Because we’re lazy like this and eat like that

Here is one of the best blogs of all time. It will either drive you to binge eat or it will act as a visual laxative. In either or both cases it should come with a disclaimer like the now infamous hot cup of NM coffee that spawned a million dollar lawsuit and absurd disclaimers the world over, so as not to be blamed for someone’s case of gorge and/or trots.

If the above is your idea of a food pyramid and if you shout Eureka! with the advent of the 3in1 laundry sheet that frees you from the mental workout of filling a measuring scoop and the laborious chore of dispensing some type of fabric softener during your pesky laundering duties then these are the products for you!

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PSD: Public Service Duh, How About Plan ‘A’

Posted by on May 15, 2009 | 6 comments

Ummmmmmmm, hello – Reality calling, Action PLEASE pick-up! American media is flooded with adverts. and controversy about Plan B, Yaz, Essure, Gardasil, Ortho Evra, Norplant, etc., etc. that can lead to a whole host of adverse side effects and serious medical complications for women.

With all the good and some of the bad that comes along with these options, fact is so much of the responsibility, hardship and blame for the spoils of America’s recklessness towards sexuality falls squarely onto women.

We see women targeted and speaking about abstinence, protection and health. Where the heck are the American dumb-stick ads? Men have Maxim, Axe, and now *cough*bullcrap* Pfizer steps-up to bat with free GD Viagra.

This issue is an overflowing diaper full of crap that ~everyone is ignoring – It’s only gonna stank worse and worse as time goes by. The above ad is out of freaking Zimbobwei or something – that’ll be the day when a male, “take responsibility for your own junk” ad hits the airwaves here in the states of growing un-civilization. God forbid we talk about man parts unless it’s about making them happy.

Obama Planned Parenthood
Planned Parenthood works diligently for the healthcare of men and women!

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PSD – Do you even have a car warranty?

Posted by on May 13, 2009 | Comments Off

We’ve been getting these calls for almost a year now and knew of their fraudulence immediately ’cause we don’t have a car!

But for those of you who may have had a little more trouble deciphering these calls for the scam that they are until now Kasa Fox 2 provides us the links to the National Do Not Call List for some relief from this harassment. If you’re still stalked after you’ve been registered on that list for over 31 days report the bloodsuckers numbers and co. names to the FTC online here.

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PSD – Public Service Duh, Statement of the Millenia

Posted by on April 9, 2009 | Comments Off

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Jump to 1:35 (-1:20) to hear Michael Wolkowitz drop some sense on all of us.

It doesn’t mean you can’t go hunting Earl, but puh-lease.

Elisabeth Haterbeck hasn’t had spinach or tomatoes since the first two reports of salmonella illness.

Our pistachio and peanut farmers are going out of business, but virtually anyone in America can get ahold of a semi-automatic in under an hour.

ABC News will air the full report, “If I Only Had a Gun” on 20/20 this Friday.

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Lesson Learned: Hello, Reality calling. Action, please pick-up.

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PSD -Recycled- Happy Valentine’s Day Boys

Posted by on February 12, 2009 | One comment

Diamond
Originally posted 12/16/08

Tis the season…from Christmas, to New Year’s Eve straight through to Valentine’s Day she may be anxiously awaiting “The Ring”. Those are the top three dates when she will be anticipating the possibility of “The Ring”.

You are also treading the waters of expectation around your anniversary and her birthday – No matter if she says she’s not that kind of girl, she swears she doesn’t need it or want it, EVEN if you’ve agreed on not going in that direction anytime soon…

I personally guarantee from approx. 3 months into the relationship on – it crosses at least a teeny-tiny portion of her mind now and then AND “The Ring” industry knows this. Notice the amped up ads they will keep churning out through the aforementioned end of the season – Valentine’s day. Good luck.

Helpful hints:
1. A ring is always a nice gift – you don’t have to propose  à la ABC’s Bachelor.
2. There is a Recession going on right now, so you can lean on that to conserve on rock size.
3. Just rent ‘Blood Diamond

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PSD -Recycled- Happy Valentine’s Day My Ladies

Posted by on February 11, 2009 | Comments Off

Obtuse Is the New Charming

We’ve all known, do know or will know a charming guy. Most apt to seek out and be wounded by a charming guy are those of us fathered by one.

Their prowess in “charm” has likely been honed over many years and many women. Sure they know the coolest places to go and can be fun at parties – but believe me, charm a solid partner does not make.

So remember the next time a “charmer” sidles up to you at Yanni’s you’re better off running across the street to Astro-Zombies to find yourself a good man.

Lesson Learned – Charming means, “I’m cheating on you.”

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PSD – CSI Can Skip This One

Posted by on January 28, 2009 | Comments Off

Public Service Duh – After all the fuss over Jessica Simpson this week, mystery solved – She eats.

Aren’t we all a few Doritos bags away from kicking it up a size or two!?! Throw-in time/money on your hands, dating a dolt, sagging career, controlling dad – misc. She eats.

Lesson Learned – Our weight fluctuates AND girls in their 20’s leave good guys for womanizers, I mean moromos, I mean morons.

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PSD – Public Service Duh, Ladies Edition

Posted by on December 19, 2008 | 3 comments


Obtuse Is the New Charming
We’ve all known, do know or will know a charming guy. Most apt to seek out and be wounded by a charming guy are those of us fathered by one. Their prowess in “charm” has likely been honed over many years and many women. Sure they know the coolest places to go and can be fun at parties – but believe me, charm a solid partner does not make. So remember the next time a “charmer” sidles up to you at Yanni’s you’re better off running across the street to Astro-Zombies to find yourself a good man.
Lesson Learned – Charming means, “I’m cheating on you.”

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PSD – Public Service Duh, Gentlemen’s Edition

Posted by on December 16, 2008 | One comment
HolidayMoneyPSDYou

Three stone diamond ring Pictures, Images and Photos
FYI Boys,
Tis the season…from Christmas, to New Year’s Eve straight through to Valentine’s Day she may be anxiously awaiting “The Ring”. Those are the top three dates when she will be anticipating the possibility of “The Ring”. You are also treading the waters of expectation around your anniversary and her birthday – No matter if she says she’s not that kind of girl, she swears she doesn’t need it or want it, EVEN if you’ve agreed on not going in that direction anytime soon – I personally guarantee from approx. 3 months into the relationship on – it crosses at least a teeny-tiny portion of her mind now and then AND “The Ring” industry knows this. Notice the amped up ads they will keep churning out through the aforementioned end of the season – Valentines day. Good luck.

Helpful hints:
1. A ring is always a nice gift – you don’t have to propose  à la ABC’s Bachelor.
2. There is a Recession going on right now, so you can lean on that to conserve on rock size.
3. Just rent ‘Blood Diamond

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PSD – Public Service Duh

Posted by on December 12, 2008 | Comments Off

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Bad economy, boredom, hopelessness et al may lead to increased unplanned pregnancy rates. Some reports indicate poverty renders girls/women 4 times more likely to get pregnant.
Nationwide educational and health services available at Planned Parenthood for one. Find help for yourself and those around you.
Lesson Learned – Queen-up your own castle, no one else is gonna do it for you.

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