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What’s Portrayed in the Q Should Stay in the Q: Breaking Bad Edition

Posted by on December 5, 2011 | Comments Off on What’s Portrayed in the Q Should Stay in the Q: Breaking Bad Edition

As my beloved Michael K. would say…here is your “Hot Slut” of the day…

And by hot I mean water, because chicky is in all kinds of hot water. And by slut I mean, ho please!

Irina Kristy has gone and attempted to go all “Walter White” in Mass. #Fail.

BOSTON (CBS) – A 74-year-old professor who has lectured at Boston schools for two decades has been charged with running a methamphetamine lab.

Irina Kristy, who teaches math at Boston University and Suffolk University, will be arraigned next month for allegedly running a meth lab out of her Somerville home.

Kristy’s son Grigory pleaded not guilty to the same charges last month.

Kristy has been placed on administrative leave at Suffolk.

BU officials, meanwhile, said they are aware of the charges.

Thanks Captain

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Related: Really?

Posted by on September 29, 2011 | Comments Off on Related: Really?

From the NM Attorney General’s Office Wednesday, September 21, 2011:

(ALBUQUERQUE)—Attorney General Gary King’s Traffic Safety Resource Prosecutor Donna Bevacqua Young has been recognized as the “DWI Prosecutor of the Year” by the Prosecutors Section of the State Bar of New Mexico.

Governor Susana Martinez personally awarded and congratulated Bevacqua-Young during last night’s State Bar meeting in Albuquerque. Bevacqua-Young says, “I never expected any kind of award and I am so humbled and honored. I am proud to be part of the Prosecutions Division in the New Mexico Attorney General’s Office.”

The AGO is home to the Traffic Resource Prosecutor, funded by the State of New Mexico’s Department of Transportation.

Assistant AG Bevacqua-Young assists other law enforcement prosecutors in difficult DWI cases in New Mexico. She serves as an AGO public liaison with public interest groups, policy making agencies, and other stakeholders in DWI and traffic safety issues. Bevacqua-Young also conducts and/or participates in statewide DWI and traffic safety trainings for other jurisdictions.

Read the AG’s Office Traffic Safety pamphlet for more information on the grant-funded position here.

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NM Mystery

Posted by on September 15, 2011 | Comments Off on NM Mystery

UPDATE 9/16/11 3:11 P.M. Santa Fe police report via live press conference that “Robert Terrezas” is NOT missing Santa Fe boy Robbie Romero – per DNA test results.

The unsolved NM mystery of missing 7 yr. old Santa Fe boy, Robbie Romero in 2000 takes a major turn today when information is released about a young man (below/left), questioned and booked as Robbie Terrezas by Santa Fe authorities over the weekend, who claims to be Robbie Romero.

DNA has been sampled and is now being tested to determine if the man’s claim is true.

Terrezas booking image via JTD

Related Links: KRQE, KOB – Timeline, KOAT, The Santa Fe New Mexican, ABC, Denver Post, MSNBC – Dispute, ABC – The Two Mothers, KOB – Results Expected Monday

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Voice of the Unknown, A Paranormal Investigation, TX

Posted by on July 25, 2011 | Comments Off on Voice of the Unknown, A Paranormal Investigation, TX

In the immortal (paraphrased) words of George Lopez, “We got this!”

NM may well be the capitol of paranormal activity not to mention (except to mention) a favorite landing spot among extra terrestrials…

Well, now our neighbors out in Austin, TX are exploring the wide world of the paranormal X-Files style…

Gravel Productions presents:

“Voice of the Unknown, A Paranormal Investigation”

Chasing disembodied spirits, intriguing celebrity guests, and a brother’s pursuit for the truth. Voice of the Unknown, A Paranormal Investigation is a feature length documentary about skeptic Will Scoville and his paranormal research team’s journey into the forbidden world of the supernatural. Teamed with the Central Texas Paranormal Society, his researchers examine some the most dark and disturbing haunted locations in central Texas.

Visit them here where they are just a few clicks away from giving away THIS super cool, exclusive movie T.

Support NM’s Own Tina Borek, Investigator and team correspondent!

“Get with this” innovative, independent production company to keep up with their intriguing film NOW IN PRODUCTION…follow the progress of the shoot and watch for your chance to be a part of the filming!

Voice of the Unknown, A Paranormal Investigation premieres this OCTOBER at the Palace Theatre in Seguin, TX.

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Posted by on June 14, 2011 | 5 comments

Annnnnd the crazy train continues…as the bride and groom make bank for their spectacle special occasion…here.

Okay, I half liked this tramp because when she and her over-glorified, self indulgent, fame-seeking family hit the already overly populated reality TV airwaves she scampered away with much of the obscenely mind polluting, morally offensive media spotlight and unearned millions of that other eccentric, useless whore Paris Hilton, plus she’s ~ethnic and her obnoxia seemed more tolerable than even more of the media darling, idiots who are committing felonies and achieving job tally zero…while offering even less to overall social consciousness and much, much less to the humanity of this world…

HOWEVER I think this latest show of f’d-uppery nonsense is the noose around the neck of acceptance for this leader of the pack of infamous morons that pop-culture reveres.

Here are some samples of a list of excess for the ages, from the ~woman who got famous for the broadcast of her backing-up into a D-list rap star, whose earnings came in at over $60M in 2010, upon this the blessed occasion of her being betrothed to a multi-million dollar contracted professional athlete:

* Extra large Baccarat crystal vase, $7,850
* Baccarat crystal jam jar, $380
* Two Baccarat crystal ashtrays, $840 each (Puff puff? Tsk, tsk)
* Black Lalique desk clock, $1,150
* Black Lalique vase tourbillon vase, $6,500
* 18 Hermes Balcon du Guadalquivir black cereal bowls, $155 each
* 18 Hermes Balcon du Guadalquivir platinum presentation plates, $670 each
* 24 Hermes American dinner plates, $225 each
* Six Buccellati butter servers, $520 each
* Four Buccellati torchon salad serving spoons, $880 each
* Two Buccellati torchon sterling silver vegetable spoons, $1,250 each
* Five sets of four L’Objet gold napkin rings with crystal, $150 each
* Christopfle 1925 coffee pot, $1,650 (creamer and sugar bowl an addition $1,710)
* Baccarat Harmonie pitcher, $925- Baccarat round whiskey decanter, $680
via msnbc

The total for this gift registry, from the first of SEVERAL retailers at which the couple is expected to register, comes in at just over $172,000.

Well, when your sense of reality is skewed from the point of infamy I’m sure this display on top of flaunting a $2M engagement rink is no bother while concepts such as appropriateness, talent, and civics are as foreign to us as whole as an honest politician.

With that, I’ll leave you with this – a true quote of/for these times, and I’ll add a, “REESE for President!” ;)

“I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!” – Reese Witherspoon


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The Noose is Loose

Posted by on September 18, 2010 | Comments Off on The Noose is Loose


Local news, and the social net are all abuzz with both outrage and outcries from the Albuquerque community, who seem ready to hang middle school teacher Kathi Hunter for her hefty crop of “medicinal” greens.

In the very same broadcast after the breaking news of Hunter’s arrest, condemnation, banishment, etc., etc., one of the next stories straight off the teleprompter was some fluff liner about the (and I quote), “antics” of “actress” Lindsay Lohan (tra, la, la, la, la, ha, ha antics, tee, hee, hee).

So kiddies, feel free to watch mediawhores at their finest like Parasite Hilton (allegedly) smuggle coca in her cocha across international borders; Coca Lohan drive drunk, fail court ordered drug treatment/testing, etc., etc., and Kardashian Family post porn gazillion dollar payoffs.

Official ©Sindicated Statement: It’s illegal, it was wrong. (butsoisdrivingandtalkingonyourgoddamncellphone)

“And also too” – Sheri Shepard
We have violent crime parolees, double digit DWI offenders, child molesters, hard core narcotics dealers, corrupt public officials and cracked out chitlins addicted to the surplus of your Nana’s Rx cabinet walking our streets but throw away the key on this memaw looking pot head.

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Toast Ain’t Got Nothin’ on This

Posted by on August 25, 2010 | Comments Off on Toast Ain’t Got Nothin’ on This

Memaws and Abuilitas from coast to coast can rejoice at the answered prayers from the sky in Nuevo México from yesterday’s rain storm.

Local DJ “Dex” Toth from none-other than The EDGE gets an other worldly response when he prompts his brood to harken the LORD!

Shazam! Ride the biblical proportions lightening! Oh my Geesus even made it onto the local news (well, their web extries anyway)! Take that burnt toast Jesus!

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Smart Girls Go Wild: The Jersey Antidote

Posted by on June 16, 2010 | Comments Off on Smart Girls Go Wild: The Jersey Antidote

From the jersey shore to SNC on the storied dunes of Abu Dhabi girls and the women who act like them have ample samples of how to act a fool.

Well, here are three outlets for boys and girls alike where substance rather than infamy through idiocy is priority:

Brought to you by none other than former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor, iCivics.org teaches A. No. 1 the definition of CIVICS. The web based education project is “designed to teach students civics and inspire them to be active participants in our democracy.”

Like the extinction of arts and physical education, there is overwhelmingly no financial planning taught in primary school – thus we are all primed and ready to fall into debt and economic despair fresh out of the uncultured, unhealthy gates. BizKid$.com aims to teach while lending a clue to both youth and adults about how and why to take care of personal economics.

The smart hilariousness of Amy Poehler sweeps the web in her series Smart Girls at the Party where they, “celebrate extraordinary individuals who are changing the world by being themselves.” The humor fueled web series gets eye to eye with young women using their voice to encourage and inspire each other to be confident in being a smart girl!

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Power Couple, Nuff’ Said

Posted by on May 11, 2010 | Comments Off on Power Couple, Nuff’ Said

Post8: For Shame?

Posted by on November 17, 2009 | Comments Off on Post8: For Shame?

While looking for the priceless footage of Tom Joles defining ‘sexting’ and even better, ‘tramp stamp’ for us as new Oxford English Dictionary words for 2009, I found instead that a certain leopard is showing his spots.

It seems that our own christened Paris Chavez will leave office with almost 40K of ABQ cash lining his pockets. In a blaze of un-glory former mayor Chavez is getting your dough as a workman’s comp payment for jumping a fence during the ’04 Bosque Fires.

Hey yo’! My back is JACKED! Where’s my monies marty?

Better yet, GIVE IT BACK! Here, here or here.

Awww, good ol’ marty prolly will give it back via thousands of 5×7 glossies of himself, dropped over the city in the chartered HOT AIR balloon he’ll ride out of town in à la:

New Mexico IndependentVia The New Mexico Independent

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Posted by on October 15, 2009 | Comments Off on Real/Unreal

Real – Bonnie Hunt’s second season, syndicated talk-show continues the pledge she started in her first season to raise funds for cancer research. At Bonnie’s Basement on eBay where the auctions benefit the Robert H. Lurie Comprehensive Cancer Center with one of a kind celebrity/collectable items (as they become available).

Unreal – Khloe Kardashian was on the View last week where she had the nerve to reference her “career” while describing her month long romance with her b-baller “husband” who was so tore-up about being away from his new bride that he insisted she hike across the street from her NYC hotel, lugging that 9-12 karat rock on her finger, to buy a MacBook so they could iChat across the miles. -FAIL

C’mon famewhores even our supreme diva of self promotion did a PSA.

Real/Unreal, NM

Posted by on July 10, 2009 | Comments Off on Real/Unreal, NM


Plagued pugilist, Johnny Tapia was sent back to the clink yesterday after committing an alleged parole infraction by traveling within the state, but out of the city to aid in the search and raise awareness about his missing relative without notifying his parole officer.

Tapia will remain in jail until at least July 30 and faces additional “habitual offender” charges that could result in a one year sentence. Tapia’s 29-year-old cousin Aurthur Chavez remains missing.

KRQE Webcast

Yesterday Magistrate Court Judge Delilah Montano-Baca released a ~man arrested by authorities last week, who is charged with 42 (FORTY-TWO IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII II) counts of the child rape of his own granddaughters.

The judge released the suspect without bond or conditions. KRQE reports that the Sandoval County District Attorney is asking Judge Baca to reconsider her decision.

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Posted by on February 17, 2009 | Comments Off on Real/Unreal


A celebu-spawn wows onlookers at a theme park.



Poor Travis the Chimp, forced to live among us humans,
exploited – turns on captures, killed by law enforcement.


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Real/Unreal 2-in-1

Posted by on January 17, 2009 | Comments Off on Real/Unreal 2-in-1

On the eve of the eve of the inauguration of the 44th president of these “United” States of America I bring you the first installment of Real/Unreal 2-in-1.

Morgan Freeman Pictures, Images and Photos
Real – Academy Award® winning actor Morgan Freeman foots the bill for the 2008 senior prom of his local high school.

Unreal – Freeman originally made the offer back in 1997 when he first learned that then and now Charleston High School holds two seperate proms – one for blacks and one for whites.

Saturday Canadian filmmaker Paul Saltzman debuts his documentary “Prom Night in Mississippi,” at the Sundance Film Festival detailing Freeman’s involvement and the outcome of his efforts to unite the community. – AP

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Posted by on December 15, 2008 | Comments Off on Real/Unreal

Real – Twin rockers Benji and Joel Madden turned activists and ambassadors for Unicef. Also, see the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation
kirstie alley Pictures, Images and Photos
Unreal – Lavish ?Christmas? expenditure for actress Kirstie Alley who, as broadcast on Entertainment Tonight week of 12/08/08 (curiously no video/documentation available), spent THOUSANDS of dollars on bringing a snowmaker onto her property this holiday season.

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Posted by on December 9, 2008 | Comments Off on Real/Unreal

Real – Kennedy & Cuomo – now this is a cast fit for a dynasty. Less hair and better clothes Caroline Kennedy, the daughter of Camelot and New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo face off for the hotly coveted senate seat soon to be vacated by Hilary Clinton. The two powerful political families have been entwined for decades and with the Clinton’s weaving in and out of this mix a true political web is spinning.
Dramatic? Yes. Superfluous? No.
It is ultimately the responsibility of Governor David Paterson to appoint who among the many candidates will take the seat through 2010 when an election will be held for nominees, sure to include the incumbent of this appointment. Full story – FOX
Note Governor Paterson stepped in after the scandalous resignation of Elliot Spitzer
Governor Rod Blagojevich Pictures, Images and Photos
Unreal – Story Developing
Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich was arrested this morning on Federal Corruption Charges.  After years of FBI surveillance Blagojevich and his cheif of staff John Harris are charged with conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud and solicitation of bribery – including allegations of trying to sell President-elect Barack Obama’s vacated Senate seat to the highest bidder.
Blagojevich was elected in 2002 when then Governor George Ryan retired on the verge of facing his own federal corruption charges. In 2006 Ryan was convicted and sentenced to six and a half years in prison. Full story – FOX

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Posted by on December 5, 2008 | Comments Off on Real/Unreal

Real – As seen on Rachael Ray, Rachel Calabrese provides birthday parties to underprivileged and displaced youth and their families. The organization Calabrese is a part of is called Birthday Wishes, please check them out here and the video on this program is a must see here.
Lesson Learned – If not you, who? If not now, when?
Unreal – The pretty pixie above: “Jill Hutcheon, president and CEO of the Workplace Safety and Insurance Board and a deputy minister at Queen’s Park [Canada], is charging [Canadian] taxpayers for gas and grocery bills at the cottage, car detailing and ritzy hotels…spent almost $7,000 on a two-day conference in New York City last April where she stayed at one of the most expensive hotels in the city, the Waldorf Astoria… [alledgedly] spent $2,000 on meals last year…[and] spent $168 for a Toronto hotel room when she lives in the city…Hutcheon earns a salary of about $400,000 per year.” – CTV Toronto

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Posted by on November 29, 2008 | Comments Off on Real/Unreal

“An Albuquerque man is sleeping on the streets for a few weeks to help people who are forced to sleep there all the time.
Steven Gutierrez has been camping out at Armijo Plaza – at Isleta and Lopez…collecting food and blankets for people in need.
He started three weeks ago and plans to sleep on the streets three days a week until he collects two-thousand and eight items.
Right now he’s only a third of the way there.”
Last year Jennifer Lopez charged $1.2 Million for a forty minute appearance at a billionaire’s birthday party. The “actress”, her husband and her entourage were also treated to paid travel expenses – an additional $800,000, and their stay at a posh London hotel (source).

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