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Category: Scoville Scale

Sophia Vergara’s Sis Puts the Diss on #NM

Posted by on December 15, 2011 | Comments Off

Got nepotism? Show biz is full of it and many, many other things including over inflated egos. In today’s installment of ungrateful much, little known actress not Sophia Sandra Vergara recently made news when deciding and broadcasting that N. Mex, specifically ABQ was not up to her high standards (of rampant alcohol consumption).

Uh, wrong, wrong and wrong dummy. Twin Peaks is not a strip club it’s a restaurant chain, NM has more drink to offer than we know what to do with, and Albuquerque spans farther than the three block length you in your all knowing ways chose to slam.

‘Not Sophia’ has obviously yet to learn the Scoville Scale to New Mexico (see: six degrees to Kevin Bacon) because in her lack of gratitude for being a working actress she also managed to diss the hometown of one of her sister’s co-stars. Um, lil bully.

Get the full story here from KOB-TV and see the entire talk show appearance where Vergara pokes at the Q here.

Step to the back of the line b-rate. Bigger, far more recognizable stars have perpetrated worse digs against our beloved Nuevo México. Take a cue from ABQ friendly a-lister and star of the movie you were here filming and earning money for…the famously crass, heartthrob and actual celebrity – Irishman Colin Farrell, who had no trouble getting his anything on while in the Q.

Finally instead of letting “what’s-her-name’s” quotes lead the parade today, check the bigger digs, here, here, here and here. But I have to hand the Quote of the Day award to:

“I would not know that actress if i fell over her. Albuquerque rocks, she can go and DO ONE as we say in England!” – NM Actor by way of the UK

Update: More delusions from Vergara on how her sister’s fame has NOT helped her ~career and best of all a rationalization on why Colin Farrell DID NOT go for her on location here as told to the LatinoVoices edition of the Huffington Post…(thanks Cheryl)

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ABC Hit Series Revenge Has NM in the House

Posted by on October 14, 2011 | One comment

Mickey Mouse likes the house that New Mexico built. Disney is the parent co. to ABC, ABC Family, ~Dreamworks and Marvel, all of whish (Messican typo, that stays) have worked NM productions – from multiple television pilots, tv movies, to a couple lil’ family films like Thor and The Avengers.

Now ABC has a budding prime-time drama series hit on their hands that has some NM paw prints all over it.

Series star, Emily Van Camp is a NM movie vet with her work on the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie Beyond the Blackboard. As we told you here the sweet hometown boy in the show is played by NM native Nick Wechsler. And as we’ve been following here, we anxiously await the directorial debut of Revenge villainess vixen extraordinairess, Madeline Stowe – which is slated to bring WOLVERINE and Edward/Jacob or whoever Robert Pattinson plays in Twilight to New Mexico!

So ICYMI: The show is awesome and easily scores a 4 on the Scoville Scale of hotness for its New Mexico connections alone and a solid 10 for its viewability – LOVE IT!

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Foo Ties 15

Posted by on October 15, 2010 | 2 comments

Waaay back in ’05 the scrumptiousness that is the Foo Fighters visited the geographic locale that inspired their imprint record label, sleevage even their very name…

Foo Fighters was the World War II Fighter Pilot given moniker of the supernatural looking, green hued, glowing orbs now known as UFOs…most famously sighted and allegedly stored in the So. N.Mex. town – at the former Walker Air Force Base where the Foo’s performed to celebrate their 10th anniversary…Five years ago.

Because they’ve been here, to the birthplace of both Alien Autopsy & Demi Moore and because this is one of the hottest songs of all time…I gotta give ‘em a scorcher on the Scoville Scale of NM Caliente!

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Empire State, NM

Posted by on June 7, 2010 | Comments Off

NM’s Own Let Me In and Thor make the cover and inside the lovely Rachel Weisz maintains that, Unbound Captives w/R. Patz & Hugh Jack is indeed production bound.

That steamy cover and the three NM links rank this glossy mag a ‘scorcher’ on the Scoville scale of HOT!

And though the printed press above boasts your “first look” at Thor the net buzz(ards) have long had your sneaks including this (censored) escándaloso snapshot scooped by Latino Review – Horale!

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Six Scoville’s of Separation: Hannah Montana Edition

Posted by on January 8, 2010 | Comments Off

Wily Miley, the most wildly, outrageously famous teenager since David Cassidy is growin’ up and going down-under, catching some smooches with one Liam Hemsworth.

Her not-so-under-cover romance with the brother of actor Chris Hemsworth (Star Trek) lands her three Scoville’s of separation from NM.

As we’ve been reporting for you, Chris will be striking his most muscley poses this Spring here in NM filming THOR, with Natalie Portman, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo and anyone else who can snake a role…

FYI (For Youngins Information): This is David cassidy…

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Six Scoville’s of Separation, NM

Posted by on January 3, 2010 | 2 comments

As the sun begins to set on the office of El Majico (formerly known as The Commerce Secretary of Hearts, a.k.a. The People’s Governor), we’d like to start the new year and a new feature by naming him our mas caliente, numero uno, scorcher on our Scoville’s Scale of Separation.

Governor Richardson easily takes the top spot highlighting the heat of a prominent, public personality who promotes and furthers the entertainment industry in New Mexico.

You cannot get hotter than being a New Mexican, living in New Mexico, holding its top public office and driving the entertainment industry train lo these many years.

Below is a chart for your reference where you can see that on the Scoville Scale of Heat the mighty Bhut Jolokia chile ranks just under U.S. Law Enforcement Grade Pepper Spray – that’s our Majico.

The mighty-movie-star BP would reach his Scoville ranking via the following equation:

Brad Pitt + Goerge Clooney = Ocean’s 11-13 + George Clooney = Men Who Stare at Goats = New Mexico

Brad achieves 3 Scoville’s of Separation to Nuevo México – and we will strive to show you that nary will the “human web” take you further than 6 Scoville’s from NM.

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