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Posted by on January 17, 2013 | Comments Off on Whoa-man of the Day: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETTY EDITION


“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

“Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.”

“It’s [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming – make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.”

“Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.”

“I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time…and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones…I think its fine if they want to get married. I dont know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and dont worry about other people so much.”

“I feel sad for people who freak out when they turn 30 or 40, because they waste a whole decade whining about getting older instead of enjoying the ride.”

“Time to time life deals you an unfriendly hand, there’s nothing you can do about it. I guess there’s a lesson to be learned here, sometimes life just isn’t fair kiddo.”

“The secret to our marriage was enthusiasm. When I knew Allen was coming home, I would freshen my makeup and put on a new blouse. I don’t have a fella, but if Allen — or Robert Redford — were around, we’d have a very active s*x life.”

“I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.”

“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

“We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it.”

“People say, but Betty Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends. Well at my age if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija Board.”

“Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And yet, let a billion of them come together through the majestic force of nature, they can screw up a whole city.”

“Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you’re ugly.”

― Betty White

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