“I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together, when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.” -President Barack Obama
Portion control people…and by portion we don’t mean that heaping mound of stuffing but rather, stuffing that big fat foot in your mouth. I am most thankful for any and all forms of peace available to mankind – in that vein keep things cheery, don’t harbor or worse air ol’ family problems on this day. Enjoy your feast, enjoy your health and keep it happy. Trust us we know from experience. Lesson learned – I can say my mother’s ugly – but you can’t.