I hope Svedka Vodka Girl is okay this weekend – while Larter has somehow landed herself in the number one movie currently in theaters – despite craptacular reviews.
Surely this is her inner dialogue:
Hang in there Vodka Girl – You’re hot and you’ll get a big screen role one of these days. NM appreciates your beauty and sure abilities to stand out in the pack of otherwise undiscernable pancaked face, prop girls and triffling, redi-whipped bikini wearing chicks. Hollywood, New Mexico awaits.