Will There Ever Be Vindication for the Svedka Vodka Girl?
I have always wanted to write a post about this picture. It’s from waay back in ’07 when Ali Larter was hosting being paid to party at the Svedka Vodka 2033 “book” launch.
But forget all that – the reason this pic is a modern-day Ansel Adams is because of the sheer beauty in the subtle yet fierce, involuntary stink-eye that Svedka Vodka girl is shooting the Hero.
I hope Svedka Vodka Girl is okay this weekend – while Larter has somehow landed herself in the number one movie currently in theaters – despite craptacular reviews.
Surely this is her inner dialogue:
Hang in there Vodka Girl – You’re hot and you’ll get a big screen role one of these days. NM appreciates your beauty and sure abilities to stand out in the pack of otherwise undiscernable pancaked face, prop girls and triffling, redi-whipped bikini wearing chicks. Hollywood, New Mexico awaits.











