Valentine’s Day is for Suckers
”My angel, the love of my life.” -Brad Pitt on (eww) Gwyneth Paltrow
“You’re my backbone. You’re a blessing. “You’re a piece of my heart. You’re the air I breathe. And you’re the strongest person I know…” -Kobe Bryant
“Making love to Angelina was like making love to a couch.” -Billy Bob Thornton
“Can You Doubt We Were Made for Each Other?” -Lyle Lovett on Julia Roberts
“I cheated on her with Kim, but it wasn’t cheating to me.” -Sean Combs on Jennifer Lopez
“I broke up with my Italian boyfriend and two weeks later he was sent to prison for fraud. I mean, we’ve all been there. Am I right ladies?” -Anne Hathaway
Blood & Bone Rings – BBC News
A really “shitty” way to say I ♥ You – Red Lasso
Say it, don’t engrave it -Molly Kalafut
Shop longer for your partner than for the dress -Forbes

Don’t stress it – have a lolly, give a lolly.











