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Whoa-man of the Day: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETTY EDITION

Posted by on January 17, 2013 | Comments Off

Betty-White

“Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

“Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.”

“It’s [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming – make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.”

“Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.”

“I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time…and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones…I think its fine if they want to get married. I dont know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and dont worry about other people so much.”

“I feel sad for people who freak out when they turn 30 or 40, because they waste a whole decade whining about getting older instead of enjoying the ride.”

“Time to time life deals you an unfriendly hand, there’s nothing you can do about it. I guess there’s a lesson to be learned here, sometimes life just isn’t fair kiddo.”

“The secret to our marriage was enthusiasm. When I knew Allen was coming home, I would freshen my makeup and put on a new blouse. I don’t have a fella, but if Allen — or Robert Redford — were around, we’d have a very active s*x life.”

“I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.”

“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

“We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it.”

“People say, but Betty Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends. Well at my age if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija Board.”

“Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And yet, let a billion of them come together through the majestic force of nature, they can screw up a whole city.”

“Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you’re ugly.”

― Betty White

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#NMFilm The Host [behind the scenes video]

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The Host – Behind the Scenes Clip No. 1

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A Million and Six Ways to do Comedy Westerns in New Mexico

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As we first found out here, comedic genius Seth MacFarlane is looking to film part of his upcoming western parody, A Million Ways to Die in the West here in NM.

Co-written with his Ted and Family Guy writers Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild, MacFarlane’s take on the wild west is a period piece, “with contemporary humor, with one undercurrent being just how dangerous and painful life really was in the late 1800s.”

This will be MacFarlane’s sophomore direction of a feature film, following the wildly successful run of his debut directorial work on Ted, the highly irreverent and heavily R-weighted comedy starring Mark Wahlberg which has grossed over $500M worldwide.

Recent underground reports say that A Million Ways…is this close to sealing a deal to shoot in NM.

Fellow comedy box office gold miner, Adam Sandler also has a western comedy on the horizon, and those sight/sites are also rumored to be set on NM!

Deadline Hollywood says:

This is the laffer that Sandler was going to make at Sony before Happy Madison Productions moved it to Paramount. The title [Ridiculous 6] is reminiscent of the 1960 United Artists pic The Magnificent Seven that starred Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson and James Coburn, the drama about seven gunfighters drafted to protect a Mexican town, so might this be a variation featuring inept gunslingers?

Both films are slated for a spring shoot, wherever they may shake-out…

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