Co-opt is the New Glib
From out behind lesser teeth but up under greater ~hair comes a new morning news program smack-down phrase for the ages.
Where Tom Cruise left off, losing his shiz all over Matt Lauer in the great pharmaceutical debate of ’07, real estate mogul Donald Trump picks-up, as broadcast early this morning when delivering his verbal half-nelson on the amazingly adorbs George Stephanopoulos.
From the mega mind that is Tom Cruise’s we learned that Matt Lauer is unapologetically “glib” and now thanks to the comb over king of the Republican Party we’ve come to find out that minions have co-opted ALL OF US!
Here from the good folks of Merriam-Webster (if that is in fact their real name) are those definitions, as you may need them when prompted to board the spacecraft:
co-opt/kōˈäpt/Verb
1. Appoint to membership of a committee or other body by invitation of the existing members.
2. Divert to or use in a role different from the usual or original one.
glib/glib/
Adjective: (of words or the person speaking them) Fluent and voluble but insincere and shallow.
As directed by Disney and their minions (ABC), who may or may not be thetans, watch the full interview here.
